bill vs. the pink ladies

[bibbles]

around three months ago i went to the grocery to buy q-tips. i couldn't find any, so i bought some q-tips shaped items from the Feminine Needs Aisle. they came in a pink box and everyone made fun of me for buying them. i didn't care though, my ears were waxy and needed relief. if that relief had to come in a pink container then so be it

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[bsotpbrian]

I'm going to bed with a smile on my face.

[kristy1g]

I second that.

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[revolverocelot]

A couple of questions:

1.) How are foxes waxy?
2.) If pink ladies have tentacles, can we assume that they are ladies at all?

Maybe I shouldn't admit this in a public forum, but I don't ever really use qtips. The 19th century governess inside me squirms whenever I insert things like that into my body. Maybe I shouldn't have typed that, either.

If there is a moral to my comment, it probably has something to do with keeping one's inner dialogue to one's self.

Re: ?

[bibbles]

1.) they aren't
2.) yes

[anonymous]

Just so you know, on the Q-tip box, it has the same "do not insert into ear" warning.

[bibbles]

so i've learned

[cease_fire]

wow! and to think, i thought that's what Q-tips were for... how foolish i have been.