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[bibbles]

this weekend was one of the best i've had in quite some time. the ud people (that looks like it rhymes with 'mud people', but i refuse to capitalize because mud people are the best kind) were incredibly cool and easy to talk to. i had concerns that they would be roustabouts, but most of them weren't. i've been trying to think of a way to provide

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Point of Interest

[gibbstar]

I believe it's "Douche" not doosh. It's french. Buy a dictionary, then buy a douche.

I'm going to go ahead and say this "Is this not clever enough for clever Bill?"

Gibb, OUT!

Re: Point of Interest

[bibbles]

no... no it wasn't

i think there's two types of the d-word. there's douche the utensil and doosh the onomatopoeia. this makes it possible to get dooshed with a douche.

You know thoes two guys peeing outside??

[bsotpbrian]

Well, one of the urinators outside was me. I was with my new friend, he's 10. I was just showing him how much fun you can have peeing on things.

Re: You know thoes two guys peeing outside??

[bibbles]

you wish

[kristy1g]

what are mud people? and a fauxhawk?

to clarify, you felt the roustabousts' drinks were weak. i could have taken out the shot of coke in the glass of wild turkey but i didn't. so really, i prevented you from drinking even more.

allow us back in to the state and we'll go to shogun. i'll make sure that we are both as rude and degrading as possible so as to undo the damage done by inflating your ego.

peace out and doosh (not douche).

[kristy1g]

i've been told to make it "roustaboust's drinks".

[bibbles]

a fauxhawk is a fake mohawk you make by just pushing your hair into a mohawk shape without actually cutting your hair. i think the word is really funny.

mud people are... people made of mud. they don't exist, so that sentence was not funny, true, or worth reading.

because you left out that shot of coke and prevented me from drinking more than my petite little body can handle, i'll issue a decree as soon as i'm elected mayor and you'll be allowed back in the state. gibb showed me some pictures from the other night and i had entirely forgotten that i spent most of it in a top hat. you probably shouldn't be rude and degrading to the mayor-to-be.

doosh

[kristy1g]

i use to make fauxhawks in the bathtub when i was like five. i also pranced around in my mom's bras. i wonder if you still do that... i know brian does. i guess some of us grow up guicker than others.

good luck in the race to become mayor. i don't know what it is about mac and cheese as a platform but i heard a lot about it.

[sweeneyweenie]

thanks, bill. i'm sorry we inflated your ego, i swear i'll never do it again. and i'm sorry i'm not allowed back in the state. i kind of fell in love with kentucky while i was there. oh well. at least i'll always have the word doosh to remind me of the good times that will never be had again. haha. -erin

[bibbles]

i changed my mind. you can come back as long as you promise to inflate my ego.

Listen Up

[anonymous]

I can't stand by and do nothing. It's douche.

-Webster (as in Webster's Dictionary)