Sam Elliot is my spirit animal!

Happy Birthday, Krunkers and Sabiha!

You can't see it but I'm doing the Birthday dance!

My friends,

I've just received my first violin (yes, the rumors are true it is hot pink). I set it up and truly believe I was born to play it. If any of you have any pointers, please let me know.
Thank you, Rock over Chicago.

I am officially a reverend in the eyes of The Universal Life Church and New York State. Whooooo Hoooooo! Who wants to get hitched?

watch "Danzig on books" on YouTube. Holy Craptastick ( Read more... )

Today I spent the 2nd full day in a place the silly creatures call, Portland ( Read more... )

'Twas the longest day of the year, also Beccamonkey's birthday is coming up!
I got to see my "since 2002" crush, Taylor Mali do a poem on the sidewalk! Then, I was drinking rum with Orange hat Keith on the sidewalk talking about my boy and POOOOF, my boy materialized, all hopped up on jazz. Lovely Day!

I'm a little drunk, ignore incoherent

Baby Careers ( Read more... )

There is a track on the soon to be released Marilyn Manson album called "If I was your Vampire" and holy cow! I am short of breath and in need of a mid afternoon shagging...I hope my fuzzy creature returns soon. I'm gonna pop like a big red balloon.

I now own a keyboard, tambourine from the Prince show, and a set of Hit Stix2! My new synthpop band is called BPhiles, who wants some?!

Haunted Mansion Mystery, off our self titled album, will drop real soon.