Sorry for another post involving the bathroom, but I noticed something very interesting today. While at work I took a visit to the restroom, and of course, I took the handicap stall due to its largeness and luxury. I looked over at the toilet paper and noticed that it was in a container that locked it in there so you couldn't take off with it. The ( Read more... )

So while I was on my 2 year missioning experience, I found the answer to The Question.
I had a very serious discussion with a man named Earl one day. He mentioned that a plummer would tell you the proper technique is to stand up, because the seat gets loose with an excess amount of leaning. So there you have it, you learn everything on a mission.

So I finally got a chance to sit down and watch that cute little guy, Homestar Runner. I must say I missed his confident wit and his charmingness with the ladies. He seriously is my hero.

hey everyone, I'm back, and I still have the diabetes. Isn't that awesome?

I lied, here's another post.

These are the two songs I just recorded. Dustin Brockbank on the drums, my cousin Ben Wariner on bass and guitar, and me on piano and vocals. My sister Tara also did some vocals, and Dustin at the end of The Bus.http://www.acidplanet.

So I'm leaving on Wednesday, which means I don't think I'll be posting for about 2 years. I'll probably be about 300 pounds overweight when I come back. I hear the people in Iowa cook up some delicious meals.

the bomb? the bomb.

I might have posted this before, but I was reminded of it once again tonight. That anti-smoking ad where they play polka and pretend it's cool has really got me into polka. That song is so awesome, I wish there was a polka station on the radio now.

Some trees just shouldn't be allowed to eat babies.

It's too hard. Too many things. Here comes the depression ( Read more... )

stolen from mylament

I don't want to write anything today, so I'll post some pictures of wrecks and women drivers.

( I laugh at others' misfortune. )