JD is currently in the cupboards of the cafeteria. There's a box on the ground next to him filled with forks.
One wouldn't think there'd be this many forks in one kitchen, but apparently they are overstocked on silverware.
He keeps coming across more forks on his search for the other materials he needs. Namely a box of spaghetti noodles, Prego
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"So... you're either gathering supplies for some sort of weird modern art, or... Yeah, that's all I've got."
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JD pulls his head out of the cupboard and turns around.
"No, not it, but very good guess." He throws the box of spaghetti he found into the bigger fork-holding box. "I am gathering supplies, but I'm no good with art. It's more of a..." JD tilts his head to the side. Descriptor word. Descriptor-. "Romantic thing."
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"Woo? God, I love that word. It's fun." He stands up, surveying the cupboards on the other side that he hasn't searched through yet and trying to think about the best way to go about this. "But, uh, no. I'm not wooing anyone." Another goofy grin at the word use-age. "It's not for me. Y'see... I'm trying to save a threesome."
Eeny, Meanie, Miney, Moe... Point, point, point, point.
Perfect way to choose which cupboard to search through next, JD. Really.
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However, he is finding it essential for functioning that one has to eat and there didn't seem to be anyone able to bring him sustenance that day.
So yes, here he is, creeping around the cafeteria trying to be as quick as possible and, in the process, not paying attention to where he's going.
Boxes + distracted angel = a rather unpleasant meeting with the ground and possibly bits and pieces of JD.
"...Ow."
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JD feels the- something fall on him and turns around in the cupboard, pulling out of it and grimacing at the sight of Ripley on the floor.
He tilts his head to the side.
"Sorry. My fault. Boxes lying all over. Are you okay? If you're not, I'm a doctor! I can... fix you?"
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"I'm...Uh...Fine. Yeah, that's it. I'm fine." A slightly awkward grin.
Don't mind him, he's drowsy and hungry and his mind's a little slow right now. He'll pick up in just a few seconds.
"Why're there a bunch of forks sitting in a box? They're not having another big crazy party or something, are they?"
zHe seems to tense just a little when he mentions that last part but it's almost unnoticeable.
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He shakes his head.
"Nah, but that'd be fun. We need to have another one of those to loosen people up, everyone's all-" JD blinks at the box, as if he can't remember what it is, himself. "Uhm. I'm collecting forks. See I have this plan to get my ship together. And someone's got to take action, y'know?"
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Pretty lady. Must show off tush for pretty lady. No, focus. What was she saying?
"Oh. You mean this? Well. Just... y'know, collecting forks?"
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"No, but that'd be so cool. Fork-robot... thingy. It could feed me." Don't mind the image of a fork robot on the floor next to the box, cutting pancakes with its fork-appendages.
Focus.
And the robot disappears, again.
"Uh. Actually... I'm trying to... set some people up."
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This is better than what he's been doing earlier, which was patrolling the cafeteria; even though he knows much better, there's still some part of him that thinks spots once inclined to trouble will continue to be inclined to trouble, and he'd better keep an eye on them so that no more trouble crops up.
And after that thing with Toshiko, the Cafeteria has earned his suspicion for at least another week.
He pauses, however, when he sees JD and his impressive collection of forks. Pauses, considers carefully, and raises a careful eyebrow. "You look like you're planning one hell of a night."
Oh, Jack. This may be the one instance ever in which your wisecracking turns out to be true.
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He stares.
Ohmigod, it's him. No, wait one second, there's two that look alike. Remember that entry in Rose's journal? Judging by the dress. This is probably just Jack...
Oh GOD it's Jack. You're talking to Jack Harkness what are you doing on the floor with a bottle of spaghetti and a box of forks and your mouth hanging open like an idiot-.
JD blinks several times before he comes to his senses and stands up.
Don't mind the fan girl-ing. The journal became a very involving novel to him and thus certain people became... characters worthy of fangirling.
"Uhm, hi. I'm JD."
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Possibly Jack has an odd sense of aesthetics.
"Captain Jack Harkness," he says, with his best people-meeting grin. He holds out a hand. "So, what details can you be figuring out if you're already to the point of rounding up forks and..." He raises his eyebrows. "Spaghetti sauce."
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Okay, JD, that doesn't sound creepy or like you've seen him in movies and TVs for years and are so flustered to finally meet him.
The sashaying up to him? Is making him even more flustered and... a bit... melty. The narration isn't sure why JD doesn't just come out as bisexual, already.
"Mostly just figuring out how to get them in here. At the same time and keep everyone else out." When he's flustered he uses even more hand gestures. "See... I'm trying to save my OT3. It's a very important mission and I take it very seriously. I mean, obviously, not as important as what you... do do with the stuff and the yeah-"
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