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Dec 11, 2009 21:36

Kat is standing on a street corner with a plate of cookies.

Would anyone like to play a game of Russian Roulette?

WITH COOKIES?

She's waiting for Dan and Topher. It's kind of like the best game she's thought of in a while.

Yes. Kat is very bored.

((Hokay. I have unlocked this thread. Just so you know, the cookies are poisoned. Half of them. ( Read more... )

xander harris, katherine kirschenbaum, babel, daniel faraday, topher brink

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findaconstant December 12 2009, 04:09:38 UTC

"Is there a reason why you're just... standing here like this? I thought you hated the cold."

Dan shivers a little, shoving his hands into the pockets of his coat. He's not sure what is going on, exactly, because who stands on a street corner with a plate of cookies?

Well.

Kat is kind of crazy.

BUT STILL.

invitedthemin December 12 2009, 04:42:17 UTC

TOPHER HAS THE EXACT SAME QUESTIONS. And he still doesn't like the journals. At all. But when people are talking to him on them, he can't really pretend they don't exist.

"Cookies, Kat, are comfort food," is the bitchy reply from the boy genius in the giant parka as he walks up to the corner, ignoring Dan for the most part. "This!" He punctuates that sentence by pointing directly to his feet as soon as he's front of her, "This is not comforting."

The universe keeps conspiring to get Topher outside. He is not best pleased.

diatomic_life December 13 2009, 02:35:29 UTC

"I do not, actually, hate the cold," Kat says, with the flourish of one hand. It is rather difficult to gesticulate when you are holding a plate of cookies. "I happen to hate being out in the cold without proper clothing. But there is absolutely nothing wrong with cold weather in and of itself. However, if you do want to discuss the merits of these rather not-comforting at all cookies in a warmer clime, I can make that happen. See, I just didn't think the coffee shop right over there would be too happy with me sitting their with my own cookies, considering they sell cookies there. So I thought I would stand here. But see!"

Kat puts the plate of cookies down on a newspaper machine simply because it's really, really hard to talk without her hands.

"I recently acquired a new lab at the FBI," she starts, giving Topher a look of doom. Dan still does believe she works for the FBI as far as she knows, and Kat would like to believe that. "One of my other coworkers recently passed, and left it to me. Now, see, I found these in her lab. So, I ( ... )

invitedthemin December 13 2009, 04:37:43 UTC

"I disagree, but go on," Topher interjects somewhere after the there is nothing wrong with cold weather thing. His poor blood circulation disagrees just as much as he does.

Before that look of doom, Topher was about to unleash a whaaat unlike any other before he realizes that there's another personage here. A personage he does not know. He gives Dan a vague wave before pulling attention back to Kat abruptly, because what

"First of all... Is that the guy you accidentally poisoned?" He holds up one finger and then points at Dan. No, Dan, he cannot ask this to your face. "Second of all-" he holds up two fingers, "-are you a crazy person?"

IT'S A LEGITIMATE QUESTION. And there was all that talk about her trying very hard not to poison him.

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xandtheman3 December 12 2009, 06:44:08 UTC

Xander wants cookies. He always wants cookies. His stomach is bigger than his brain. He happens by Kat on the street corner and stops, staring at her like she's either a miracle worker or trouble in disguise. What kind of evil would disguise themselves with cookies? Worse than he ever ran into in Sunnydale that's for certain.

"...are you handing these out?"

diatomic_life December 13 2009, 02:37:27 UTC

"Kind of," Kat says, giving Xander a big smile. "However, I did acquire them in a most odd manner. I ought to warn you of that. I'm not exactly sure if they're still good. Or if they were ever good. I'm borrowing my friend's lab and I found them in there. So they might actually be evil cookies of doom. Well, I doubt that they're evil. But that doesn't change the fact that these chocolate cookies might actually be filled with doom? But yes, if you'd like a cookie, go ahead."

xandtheman3 December 13 2009, 03:53:16 UTC

"Filled with doom?" Xander stares at the cookies. They look so tasty though. He cannot resist food. Ever. Even when it's dangled to him on a plate by a stranger who tells him that the cookies may be of the bad. "I don't- So you're holding doom filled cookies out for the world instead of throwing them away?"

Want.

He takes one and tries to resist eating it but his self control is wavering with it in his hand.

diatomic_life December 25 2009, 16:16:06 UTC

"Yes," Kat says, nodding. "I am holding doom cookies for the world. They won't kill you, if that's what you're worried about. Well, they might kill you with delicious. They're very delicious cookies. But also doom filled. It would be a shame to throw away such delicious cookies, doom-status or no. I've had a few. Fantastic. My friend is a very good baker, even if she happens to usually fill all of her cooking with doom and such."