Title: SHINee Lover
Author:
beyondtheremixRating: PG
Pairing: Tora/Hiroto
Band[s]: Alice Nine
Warning/Disclaimer: crack
Word Count: 293
Comments: Some small, random nonsense for no reason other than HIPS O_O!
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SHINee Lover
Tora sat on the couch suspiciously eyeing the television. He was going to be beyond pissed if the network killed off- "LING DING DONG LING DING DONGA~ DIGGA DING DIGGA DING DING DING~"
Hiroto flew into the room, limbs flailing and feet dancing. Clutching a can of Redbull, he plopped straight into Tora's lap still singing and writhing his tiny hips hard left and hard right; generally being loud and in the way.
"What the fuck?!"
Grabbing the other's hand and successfully prying the open energy drink from desperate fingers, Tora set it down and tried shoving the spazzing fool off his lap.
"DIGGA DING DIGGA DING DING~!"
"Get the hell off me, Hiroto! What the fuck are you even singing? I'm trying to watch this."
Hiroto was pushed to the floor and Tora's eyes hastily sought out the TV screen, flickering down every once in a while to make sure Hiroto was staying in place.
"Freak," he commented offhandedly.
"But Tora I learned the daaaaaaance~"
"What dance? Get the fuck out of the way, Pon, I have to see this!"
"SHINeeeeee~~!!!!"
He growled as the other bodily blocked his view, grinding his hips down onto God knows what in the air.
"If you're going to move those damn hips of yours it's going to be on my cock and only after this fucking show finishes."
Jerking Hiroto back down onto floor, Tora sat on him, hips and hands pinning legs and arms to the carpet while his eyes stayed glued to the screen.
"Toraaaaaaaaaa, I can't breathe!!!!"
Rolling his eyes, the older man refused to budge. Hiroto obviously had enough oxygen to kick and scream so no complaining.
"Aalskghlkfhgafklg Toraaaa!"
If only he could train Hiroto the way he had trained Chicken.
A/N:
Okay FIRST, I am really bored. SECOND, I got really distracted O_O! And...
CAN'T YOU IMAGINE PON DOING THOSE RIDICULOUS DANCE MOVES?!?!! *sweats*
YEAHHHHHHHHHH GUESS WHAT?! I'M NOT WORKING ON BETTING!!!!!! THIS IS JUST TO ANNOY YOU SUZY 8DDDDDDDDDD!!! AND AND!
Tora x Chicken Interview D:! What a strict pet owner TAT
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