Voice

[beyondback_up]

I don't know why everyone is saying we're dead. There's no such thing as hell and Joshua can't be dead right now so you're all wrong, sorry. It's kind of weird but maybe it's a test, or a mass hallucination caused by some terrorist biological attack

Comments

[ttlymostspecial]

Oh my god. They have churches in Hell? Seriously?

[beyondback_up]

It's not hell!

[ttlymostspecial]

If you're sure...

[beyondback_up]

I am, hell is a stupid idea anyway.

[a_devils_sister]

... You know Joshua?

[beyondback_up]

Yeah, he's not as smart as me but he's smarter then the other kids.

[a_devils_sister]

Of course he's smarter than the other kids!

... Where is he? I haven't been able to find him, anywhere.

[beyondback_up]

We're meeting at the church, can you get there? I don't recognize you, how do you know Joshua?

[Voice]

[moodformelody]

There is too a hell. Father said so!

What's a terr-er-ist?

Re: [Voice]

[beyondback_up]

Well he's wrong, sorry.

A terrorist? It's someone who tries to scare people with threats and weapons and stuff. Like a bad guy I guess, a criminal!

[Voice]

[moodformelody]

Father's never wrong! You're lying!

... Oh.

[Voice]

[beyondback_up]

Then why is he right? You need to back up your argument!

[anteceding]

It sounds like it's a test. But I don't know how they got the- quasi-genetic mutations. It went through the wall.

You will not! I found out it was a test first! And I'm better than you!

... Yeah. There's a chat feature or something. And no DOS access. I'll meet you at the church, I think it was back- yeah!

[beyondback_up]

Maybe it's some of that hologram technology Wammy said stuff about.

You are not! It doesn't matter because when I win you'll owe me a congratulations anyway.

Really? This must be some kind of testing ground for new technology. Alright, hurry up!

[anteceding]

That's theoretical!

Well, when I win, you're going to have to... read my Bardo Thodol!

I'm coming! You kept moving when I was looking for you!

[beyondback_up]

Theory can be put into practice Joshua!

I hate that stupid thing! Fine, but then if I win you have to have jam with me! All of it too!

Well I didn't know you were. I'm at the church already, so come on!

[misprision]

[beyondback_up]

What?