Bill and Charlie_ Woman are fucking crazy!

[wild_bill_w]

*Bill is sitting slumped in a chair watching an old black and white muggle movie, sniffling at the ending*

Life is never like the movies. These fuckers are even happy when they can't be the fuck together. What the fuck. What is this shit don't ask for the moon, we have the fucking stars?

Fuck me.

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[charmingcharlie]

*Apparates in from work and dumps his jacket on the floor, heading straight for the smoke drawer*

*Sings and dances to the tune in his head* Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one! When you gonna give me some tiiiiiiiiime, Sharona?
Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run. Gun it comin' off the line Sharona!

*Lights a smoke and spots Bill* Oh hey!

[wild_bill_w]

Oh, hey to you.

*sighs loudly*

[charmingcharlie]

What? I didn't take the last one! This is nearly a full packet!

*Flops down onto the sofa with a relaxed sigh* Ohhhhhhhhhhh, it's been a fucking non-stop day. *Throws the smokes at Bill* How was yours?

[wild_bill_w]

It sucked ass. Thanks for asking.

[wild_bill_w]

Okay. Something special. And that might be.......what?

[charmingcharlie]

I don't know! Something you generally get for someone you lo- like... a lot.

*Looks up sheepishly at Bill* Bugger.

[wild_bill_w]

Was that the L word? Did I almost hear the L word?

AHA!

Well, there you go.

[charmingcharlie]

*Turns uncharacteristically red* Yes, well... It's a bit hot in here. Don't you think? Why are you looking at me like that?