This is really up there on the funny scale. You might not believe me at first, but just watch it.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=18462

For all with a pulse I present. .. . . . .. . . . . ... .. The Olsen Twins! Kissing!!!! Cuz who does't want to see that?


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Its funny how the only people who believe anything in this country is possible are the straight white males coming from affluent/rich/well off families. They're the one's with the american dream because they're the only ones who can HAVE the american dream. Silly people. Not everyone is treated equally. Not everyone has the same opportunities ( Read more... )

Ta da! My favorite model, Tiiu Kuik:


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Today I taught my brother how to use a knife and fork. It took a great long while because he doesn't understand the concept of using a fork in his left hand and a knife in his right. I think he got it down though. We practiced at Jim's, which is like Denny's except all Texassy-- and most have smoking rooms, which is just freakin weird. Anyway, ( Read more... )

7:00 AM: Went to bed.
4:00 PM: Woke up.
4:30 PM: Hopped in the pool with a double gin and tonic.
5:30 PM: Got ready for dinner.
7:30 PM: Drank Merlot and had a Filet Mignot.
9:00 PM: Took a nap.
11:00 PM: Woke up and fed Sophie.
11:30 PM: Got on the internet.

Yes, there is really nothing to do in Texas but eat, sleep, and drink.

Woo hoo! Updating for the first time in 10 million years. It may have to do with my complete XTREME! boredness. I can only say that my slash standards have lowered considerably. I mean-- Xmen 2? I'd punish myself, except it wouldn't be punishment. Because anythings better than boredom. So Texas is hotttt. And now its overcast and hot because ( Read more... )

My pics are on myspace, facebook, and downelink. Derr Derr.

I'm going to Texas tomorrow! Yay! Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! texas... fucking a.

Hopefully i get banged tonight-- I mean a good night's sleep so that I'm rested for my flight. Ha.

freaking a. the Lady in the Water trailer fucking sucked. damnit. no dallas. sheesh. ooh well. i'm brunette! yay! its fun, but i still act like a blonde.

Speaking of trailers... has anyone seen the breakfast on pluto one? Its on quicktime and stars Cilian Murphy. And he's not playing a bad guy, yay! Its gonna be an odd one... But its directed by Neil Jordan (IwtV).