Fic: Here There Be Monsters (Jared/Jensen)

[bewaretheides15]

Fandom: J2
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 -- Wordcount: 2,364
Warnings: AU, mermaid!Jared, pirate!Jensen, brief h/c, frottage, moderate crackiness (as I said, Jared is a mermaid)
Notes: Written for spnspringfling for the prompts "J2" and "pirates and mermaids" by stellamira. It may well be one of the most random things I have written (and you know that's saying

Comments

[pornylittlemind]

You don't know the sound I just made. It's my birthday, I'm at work, and OMG BTI POSTED A NEW FIC! It's a good day. :)

[bewaretheides15]

Yay! Happy birthday, honey!!!

[pornylittlemind]

Thank you, and thank you! Finally got a chance to read this and moosegusta!

[tebtosca]

LOL the minute I saw this was yours, I was like OF COURSE THIS IS HERS :D

One of my absolute faves <3

[bewaretheides15]

LOL! I had a feeling as soon as it was revealed everyone would be like "duh!". Who else but me would write cracky creature sex?! XD

Very happy you liked my crazy, sweetie!

[zubeneschamali]

so we're all just going to pretend Jensen's a very sexually adventurous gay pirate, ok?

I love that you think this is the part that needs more explaining than you could fit in the story. :D

[bewaretheides15]

Totally. Mer-people I expect y'all just to come along for the ride with me on. Non-traditional sexual mores in historical settings - needs explanation. XD

[sylsdarkplace]

\o/. Creature!boys!!!! Oh, awesome, bb. Really sensual, and I loved Jared's curiosity and dawning attraction. Adorable how he mistakes Jensen for a baby whale -- and whales mate at a younger age than he realized! LOL

Just great. Thanks, hon. I've missed you!

[bewaretheides15]

You know I love me some creature!boys! LOL! I had way too much fun with Mer!Jared!

Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading!

[relativity1953]

I love that this story is from the non-human perspective!

And, of course, the boys don't need to speak the same language to communicate with each other ;)

[bewaretheides15]

Thank you so much! I love creature!boys and I have a weird communication kink (IDEK) so I was basically just playing with toys I like!

Glad you liked it! Thanks for reading!