Prompt: RPS (Jared/Misha or Jensen/Jared/Misha)cutestlilsockNovember 13 2011, 23:11:10 UTC
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Fill: The past-tense of 'tweet' is 'twat' (Jared/Misha, Jensen, PG)tawgNovember 14 2011, 02:01:25 UTC
Jensen had much preferred life before every single person he knew got a twitter account. Because it wasn’t enough that they had them, they expected him to read them. And to that end, every single person he knew with a twitter account (Every. Single. One) felt the need to make it easy for him to keep up with the “crazy new young people technology”. They texted him their tweets. They e-mailed him. They rang him up at four am and read them aloud in that slow, halting voice people use when they’re reading as they type
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
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This was awesome and everything it should be. Thank you so much!
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