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[beware_of_jaws]

What the hell was that last virus all about? Like I'd really want to have any brats pulling on my leg. Can't stand more than a few minutes of their damn screeching. I don't know how I managed to visit that little idiot and his annoying relatives without cutting some limbs off. That brat has some nerve, mouthing off to me like he thinks he's

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[beware_of_jaws]

Eh, at least she's cute. She's got that going for her.

What the hell do you know about real women? You two are just kids.

[beware_of_jaws]

Not talking about age, brat. With your maturity, I can't tell that you're 17. You don't act like it.

[beware_of_jaws]

How is anyone supposed to take you seriously? You don't get respect by acting like an idiot.

[beware_of_jaws]

And why's that? Because you show them your little magic tricks?

[beware_of_jaws]

I've seen them. They're... Eh. All right, I guess.

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That's what you think.

[beware_of_jaws]

It was just the virus talking, kid.