i saved a slugs life today

then my son killed a snail

the delicate balance of life

whats up with babies? everyone i know is having a baby, baby

i had the swine flu, but i  prayed on it and through the healing powers of the lord almighty i am now healthy as a pig.
i mean horse!
(a horse with the swine flu)

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HAPPY 2ND BIRTHDAY KELLER LOGAN!

YAY! <3

my bones are made of glass
and my skin is made of paper
every morning i brake my arms
and every evening i brake my legs
i lay in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep

something like that

keller still has strept throat! ugh!
but hes eating very very well

i have been having pains in my gutty works that i can only assume are from stress, fighting all ( Read more... )

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i never knew 21st birthgays resulted in so may bruises

i think keller is getting pink eye! 
if he is its in the first stage of gunkness
i hope not because i couldnt stand to see my sweetness' little baby blues turn red!

TOMORROW IS MY TWIN SISTER'S BIRTHDAY!!!

the other day we got three fish:
fish stick
klux (because he's all white, obviously)
and nameless

today we woke up to fish stick and nameless floating at the top of the bowl
we had to flush 'em
and klux, the white fish, was still alive although he was some how red instead of white
we cleaned out his bowl and added a ( Read more... )

not working has been weird
its insane how much james works
i never see him
no mi gusta

so i thought; what dose my livejournal target audience want to see?

try my child clowns!

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I GOT FIRED

boo