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[betterassister]

Ugh. You people. You know, once upon a time, actually I thought that obnoxious trashy tourists from New Jersey were the people most severely characterized by a complete lack of respect for themselves in the universe.

Lo, how Discedo once more proves every assumption wrong.

Sometimes I really wish these communicators had like a parental controls

Comments

[agoodplayer]

Raising a child really has no timeline of when certain questions will be answered, does it.

[betterassister]

No, it doesn't, and I guess it doesn't really make a difference if they're five or nine or whatever, but...

But geez. People just don't care what they broadcast to anyone, do they?

[agoodplayer]

Subtlety is a trait most understand, but few seem to have.

[betterassister]

Ahh-

...but that whole thing was subtlety like an oncoming locomotive carrying a freight of bad homoerotic audio porn.

[midlands_hawk]

I take it you did not enjoy the show? ...I'm kidding..

I suppose this is a difficulty with having children around here.

Perhaps just a function which would force the user to press and hold down a button to transmit voice?

[betterassister]

Considering they seemed considerate enough to keep responding while in the middle of their business anyway, I would guess no.

[midlands_hawk]

Oh! They did do that, didn't they?? Ha ha ha! Well, that would defeat the purpose now wouldn't it?

After I while I simply stopped listening. Although a child may not be so inclined.

[betterassister]

You'd think. We have creep exhibitionists in town, apparently.

[Voice]

[invisible_ai]

Truly, that was a very unfortunate circumstance.

Is there anything I can do to help with the damage control, Nani?

Re: [Voice]

[betterassister]

Don't mention anything remotely related to herpes, ever. Please.

[Voice]

[invisible_ai]

...

I see. There was never a time where I planned to start, and now I don't think that I ever will.

Re: [Voice]

[betterassister]

It's been a fun morning.

...I think I need a nap.

God, I sound like I'm forty.

[theforceoncrack]

...ah, sorry...I keep meaning not to swear so much, but...this place kinda necessitates it sometimes....

[betterassister]

Slip ups are...habit and mistakes, Jackie, its the morons last night who felt the need to-

Ngh. Sorry. I can't really rant without the mounting urge to throw this thing against a wall.

[theforceoncrack]

Oh, uh. Yeah, that was.....yeah I....yeah. Uh.

.....

If you do throw it, aim it at them.

[betterassister]

Tempting, though then I'd probably be stuck picking it up again.

[playboybyday]

Not the classiest assortment of people around here.

[betterassister]

Still, there are a few good ones around.

[playboybyday]

Well, no arguments there.