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[besomeothername]

To whom it may concern,

I think that someone has made a very grievous error when handing around rooming assignments. If upper management or the powers that be could get right on that, it would be greatly appreciated. I'll be waiting far far away from my room, most likely in the stairwell, if you need me.

Love,
Lavi ♥

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Comments

[betterredthan]

Comrade is intending on calling?

[besomeothername]

Just curious, Sovie. Are you some kind of ambassador or something?

[betterredthan]

No, ambassador is not being here. Only Russia.

[besomeothername]

Russia? As in the country?

[betterdeadthan]

Only the greatest hero in the world!

[besomeothername]

Oh really now? I'll only believe that if you have the dramatic poses and cape to match.

[betterdeadthan]

Of course I've got the poses! And I don't need a cape, my jacket works just fine.

[besomeothername]

Quite the convincing argument, US of A. But I'm still a little curious on just what your relationship to the Red, White, and Blue is.

[shakyfootstool]

I-is something wrong w-with your room?

[besomeothername]

The room? Oh no. It's wonderful if I ignore the cobwebs, creaking, and occasional shrill shrieks in the night.

It's the roommate that needs a overhaul.

[fightforastar]

You're that scared of your roommate? Should the rest of us be worried?

[besomeothername]

Scared? I prefer the term overly cautious myself.

But yes. He has a problem of keeping his hands to himself in every sense of the phrase.

[fightforastar]

Usually that's just how you describe a pervert or a kid who likes annoying their siblings.

[besomeothername]

I'm sure he's a little bit of both, but he really has a way of getting under your skin.

[breastbasket]

What is being wrong with your room?

-ah. First is brother!

[besomeothername]

My roommate and I don't see eye to eye. I'm afraid we'll keep everyone up with our constant fussing.

And pleased to meet you, Miss--?

[breastbasket]

Ah. Am sorry to be hearing that. I hope it will be better.

You may call me Ukraine. Is easiest, I am thinking.

[besomeothername]

That's kind of you, Ukraine.

It will be better as soon as I get Sys to play musical chairs with the room. Maybe my roommate can get relocated to a different hallway. Far, far away from everyone else.