A scenario: three friends in a crowded bar, who notice a Viking in an multi-coloured Arran sweater. So-called friend decides that Maud should speak to the latter, and, having done so, promptly disappears. [Item: Maud cannot claim the excuse of drink for any of the following comments].
Maud: Ah - um, my friend and I were just saying what a nice
(
Read more... )