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Apr 03, 2010 00:57

Um.

Thank you...whoever left me all these magazines. They're...really informative. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with all of them, though. It seems like a shame to throw them away. I had no idea there was this whole...other side to Pokemon Breeding ( Read more... )

i'm secretly cyclops, blacky, sex ed for poglehs

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umbreon_blacky April 3 2010, 04:59:08 UTC

There should be something for removing grease paint in the art department... or the theatre wing, for an alternative that won't blind you for life.

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...Which magazine is it?

umbreon_blacky April 4 2010, 02:08:03 UTC

Then they must not have a taste for human blood. [Did she just waggle her fingers all creepy-like when she said that? Real mature, Blacky.]

Mhm, it hasn't seen a lot of use lately, so I figured nobody would miss it terribly for an hour. It's just a little more heavy-duty than something from the drug store.

bestsweater April 4 2010, 03:56:18 UTC

[He looks a little weirded out for a second or two.]

Do you work in the theater department?

umbreon_blacky April 4 2010, 04:28:50 UTC

Ah... I was in charge of it for many years, but that duty has been passed down to Madame Flurry now. BAW. Do you have an interest in that sort of thing~?

bestsweater April 4 2010, 06:08:36 UTC

Oh, I can't say I do. I was just curious, I guess.

umbreon_blacky April 5 2010, 01:30:00 UTC

[WRONG ANSWER, BROCK. Blacky is srs disappoint. But she will just have to enlighten him later.]

Hmm~ speaking of curiosity... Do you still have this mysterious magazine?

bestsweater April 5 2010, 03:30:56 UTC

[WELL GEE SORRY Brock is the kind of kid who likes to play in dirt not get dressed up and go to the theater.]

Uh, yeah. I'll get it.

[He scurries away and returns with said MYSTERY MAGAZINE, which he hands over to Blacky.]

umbreon_blacky April 5 2010, 05:48:26 UTC

[~MYSTERIOUSLY~, Blacky knows just what part of the magazine it's in. But it's totally not her, no sir.]

She does look an awful lot like me. How eerie! [Fake surprise!] But... you thought she was pretty? [This is an unspoken if you knew she was me and thought she was pretty does this mean you find me pretty come on say it]

bestsweater April 6 2010, 05:02:44 UTC

It's really weird, yeah. [He peers over her shoulder.]

Well, sure. I think every girl is pretty I think so.

umbreon_blacky April 6 2010, 05:13:09 UTC

[MODESTY MODE: OBLITERATED.]

I can certainly see the appeal. But there's something in her eyes that shows intelligence, too... Hardly some vapid girl who would do this for a living - most likely just to help pay for education. It would have been more common back then than you might think.

bestsweater April 6 2010, 05:34:51 UTC

[THIS IS TOTALLY WEIRD STUDYING A SKIN MAG WITH AN OLDER LADY COLLEAGUE.]

Hm. I never really thought about it like that.

umbreon_blacky April 6 2010, 05:37:22 UTC

Now you've been enlightened!

[And with a dramatic flourish, she totally tries to hide the magazine so she can sneak it out and destroy the evidence later.]

bestsweater April 6 2010, 05:48:01 UTC

Did you...want that, Miss Blacky?

umbreon_blacky April 6 2010, 05:54:27 UTC

[BUSTED.]

Oh, this? Goodness. I forgot to put it down. It wouldn't be right of me to take something of yours. Unless you were planning to get rid of it anyway...

bestsweater April 6 2010, 16:09:31 UTC

Well, to be honest, I don't really know what to do with these.

umbreon_blacky April 7 2010, 01:18:45 UTC

Perhaps you could use them if you ever decided to expand on... human-Pokemon relations.

[She might be joking. MAYBE.]

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