[Filtered to the Winding Way, medium hacking]

[bestpirateevar]

Man, everything hurts. I thought getting kidnapped would be exciting, but it's actually pretty boring. There's too much waiting around! Maybe next time I'll do the kidnapping!

Hey Hana, want to get kidnapped?

But that's for later! Right now it's time for the Very Awesome Trip In Overloaded and Crowded Pools! But don't worry, I have a plan for

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[d_luffymonkey]

Ooooh, pick me, pick me!

[bestpirateevar]

Alright! You're my first VIP!

[d_luffymonkey]

Awesome!

[madhattersophie]

Haven't you had enough with the kidnapping? I know I certainly have.

...A plan? [Oh dear. But it at least should be... interesting.]

[bestpirateevar]

Yeah, well... maybe for now. But I'll definitely show everyone the proper way to kidnap someone. It needs more excitement!

A plan!

It'll be really fun! You're coming, right? ... Great! I'll come get you later!

[madhattersophie]

What, me? I, well. Now, Haruhi, you can't just... assume like that. I'm not even sure I have anything proper to wear for this.

Besides, your plans have a way of turning out... more interesting than planned.

[bestpirateevar]

You can borrow something of mine! Come on, come on!

There's no need to flatter me! I know my plans turn out great.

[haplessmedic]

Uh...no?

[bestpirateevar]

Great! Kidnapping should always be done against the victim's will!

[haplessmedic]

Hey, wait, what? What are you planning to do to me!?

[bestpirateevar]

That's for me to know and you to not find out until the moment it happens!

[fool_of_love]

Being kidnapped was boring? I dunno, maybe whoever did it got it wrong or something. You should probably forgive 'em, it was probably their first time.

So what'er these plans you have for the hot springs? Can I come? Can I? Can I? Huh?

[bestpirateevar]

They definitely did it wrong! Totally, completely wrong! Even if it's their first time I can't forgive them for how boring it all was. My first time will be much better, so that's no excuse.

They're secret plans! Don't worry, I'll let people in on it once we meet up.

Alright, you're my second VIP! We'll meet up at the hot springs soon, but I have to... "kidnap" a few people first!

[drinkitlovelife]

Whatever you're doing, I'm in.

let's ignore the fact that there's no such thing

[bestpirateevar]

Ok, you're my vice VIP! I might need your help with getting these two ^ to come along.

[drinkitlovelife]

Sure, what do you need? Trails of bait? Nets to trap them in?

[Filtered to Milk, medium]

[bestpirateevar]

Bait might work... but Sophie might be too smart for that. Nets sound good! Or we could knock them out somehow. Then it'd be like a real kidnapping!