[Filtered to the Winding Way, voice]

[bestpirateevar]

You all heard what the captain said! There's been a thief, and for once we're not the ones who did it! That can mean only one thing.

We have a case to solve and I, the Great Haruhi Suzumiya, am offering myself up as the leader of this investigation! Who's with me? I'll need the smartest and the brightest of the crew to join me! ...Hana, you can

Comments

[haplessmedic]

Uh...thanks, I guess.

[haplessmedic]

Haruhi, these are real people who probably have weapons, not actors in a play! I don't think they care about being a 'fake thief'!

[bestpirateevar]

But it's no fun that way.

[haplessmedic]

But...

...maybe I'd better come with you after all. Keep you out of trouble.

[bestpirateevar]

Hey! I don't need a babysitter!

[haplessmedic]

...you're older than I am, I can't be a babysitter for you.

But I can go with you and keep you from getting yourself killed!

[bestpirateevar]

That's right. I'm older than you, so don't forget it!

I can keep myself from getting killed! If anything, I'll keep you from being killed, so there!

[haplessmedic]

If you say so...

[bestpirateevar]

You better come anyway.