An account of the live Dethklok concerts a couple years ago: According to Facebones in the live show, you can have sex with Dethklok after completing numerous STD tests. And no fat chicks. Except for Swissgarr [sic], he will take fat chicks.Well, that explains why Skwisgaar hasn't dropped dead of some horrible STD yet and how he's apparently ( Read more... )

( Toki was dating Skwisgaar's female doppelgänger? )

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