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[best_bang_yet]

The other day, Principal Conner threatened to blow my kneecaps off.

That, my dear primates, is hot. Very, very hot.

Comments

[rushmore_yankee]

She's amazing, isn't she?

I think she just might be the most amazing woman in the universe. Although I haven't seen much of it.

Max Fischer, sir. Or, uh, sirs?

[isnotimportant]

Oh dear, you do rather make a habit of this, don't you.

Did she say "I don't want to hurt you, Beeblebrox"? That seems to be the usual pattern.

[best_bang_yet]

Oh no, she wants to hurt me. Kill me even. But I've had a wild number of relationships start out that way, and those are always the most fun.

[principalconnor]

*cocks an eyebrow* I'm assuming you understood I meant with a shotgun, Mr. Beeblebrox.

[best_bang_yet]

Of course I understood that's what you meant. Why is every word on this planet an innuendo? Alien, remember?

I didn't start naming our children...I'm not going to cry softly in a corner