Voice Mail.

[berserkerminsc]

"...What is this thing, Boo? What are you squeaking at me for? You know that your giant miniature space hamster technology is too great for feeble human minds to understand! BUT I SHALL STRIVE TO GET IT, BOO! FOR YOU AND FOR JUSTICE! RAAAAURR--"

*CLICK*

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"[ In creating this journal, the author has assumed the identity of a fictional

Comments

[nojesusfreak]

[OOC: from here]

"Wait, how did you find out about my fantasies of you in a bra? We should meet up for coffee and discuss it."

[berserkerminsc]

[[ oh so responded ]]

[yourwhiteknight]

[ from here]

"I'm flattered, really, but I don't want to share a bed with you. Ever."

[berserkerminsc]

[[ responded! ]]

[loverlyviolets]

[from here]

"Hello, this is Eliza. I wonder if you could help? Somebody's trying to blackmail me. Oh, and we should get together for tea!"

[berserkerminsc]

[[ responded! ]]

[fear_of_fish]

[ From here]

"For your information, I don't have a 'crush' on you or anyone else around here, but if that's what you have to tell yourself to get to sleep at night, you have fun with that!"

[berserkerminsc]

[[ passed! ]]

[kestrelswolf]

[from here!]

"You is not being in charge of me. If I not want to be staying, then I will not stay!"

[berserkerminsc]

[[ responded! ]]