FIC: Las Miserables (ADULT!)
Title: Las Miserables (SMUTTY SEQUEL TO TAWDRY, TAWDRY’D)
Author:berry_hearts
Disclaimer: I do not own glee, and I make no profit from this work of fiction
Characters/Pairings: FINN/RACHEL (cameos by Brittany, Drizzle, Artie, Kurt, Tina’s Dog)
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They (Rachel) make the decision to start Glee rehearsals in July (Vocal Adrenaline never stopped rehearsing and the only way to get Rachel un-focused on their takedown was to remove her underwear). And he tried to talk her out of it, but she was determined to crush them. He even offered to take her to Las Miserables but she just took the tickets and dragged him to school. During the summer. If she was so focused on crushing something she could take him down whenever she wanted. Preferably wearing nothing-
“FINN ALLAN!”
Head snapping stage left, everyone else was like staring at him and Rachel was yelling at him. Her mouth was moving but he was zoning her out again, the cherry lipgloss was just so distracting-
“Sorry.” He apologized, kissing her cheek.
Kurt nudges him in the shoulder, “We do not need to hear about your conquests with Rachel. I see enough of it at home.”
“Sorry again, Rach.” Finn mumbled wishing Drizzle would cry or Tina’s dog would start barking. It was unnatural for a dog and a baby to like show choir. Tina’s dog like watched the baby. It was creepy. Like she was gonna have a little human snack or something. But apparently while he and Rachel were- off doing stuff Tina and Artie were over at Puck’s and the fluffball- Venom? Trish? liked to protect Drizzle, like in that way baby ducks bond to the first thing they see. Or like how he bonded to Rachel’s right boo-
“FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT!” Brittany clapped the beat. He was really tall, looking at his feet while singing was hard! “Can we put Finn in his wheelchair?”
9 hands shot up in agreement and he was shocked to see Rachel was one of them!
“The wheelchair is my gimmick, I can out wheel you anyway so it would be the same problem. Sorry, Finn.” Artie readjusted his glasses before wheeling away. The others followed after him, collecting their respective pets, children and bags before heading to the 7Eleven for slushies.
“I suck.”
“You don’t suck, Finn.” Rachel ‘tisked’, “You’re just distracted.”
“Last month was *fun* and this month is lame sauce.” Finn pouted. He knew he was sounding immature. He knew that restoring Glee Club to its former glory should be his number one priority. But his batteries were running on empty and it was hard to get excited about anything- except well that- and that was probably the problem.
Finn kissed her cheek before grabbing his bag and heading towards the showers. He needed to focus on winning. And possibly driving to UCLA to kick Jesse St.Loser’s ass. That would make him feel better- but that was all the way in California. That was like the other side of the country and gas was expensive. But seeing Rachel in a bikini would be worth it-
Frowning, Finn yanked off his sweaty shirt and grabbed the towel out of his bag. The floor was cold against his feet and he must have a sweating issue because no one else ever showered after practice. That was weird. Tossing his gym shorts towards the benches, he stepped under the hot spray and started humming along to “Seasons of Love” that Rachel made him listen to on the drive over.
Soap. Lather. Rinse.
Shampoo. Scrub- Rachel Naked-
Dropping the bottle of shampoo onto his foot, he winced in pain. Because there was no way in hell Rachel B. Berry was showering in the stall next to him. He was unconscious or dead or something, because Rachel was pouring her Lemonade Body Wash into her palms and rubbing-
Shampoo dripping down his face he walked around the stall to where his girlfriend was indeed showering.
“Rachel! What are you doing in here?!?” He hissed getting distracted by the suds falling down her chest. And her arms. And down her legs- his wood was out in full force to the point it was almost painful. But he was sure that he could watch her shower until his legs gave.
“That creepy janitor locked himself in the girl’s bathroom again. And we have a date after this, Finn, I need to look my best. It’s not a big deal you’ve seen me naked before.” Her petite shoulders shrugged making her boobs jiggle-
Groaning he went back to his own stall to wash the shampoo out before the soap made him go blind, angrily scrubbing at his scalp. Satisfied that the soap was out of his hair, he went back around to where Rachel was singing “Somebody to Love”. Harshly grabbing her around the waist he hoisted her up high enough for their mouths to-
But she was slippery and wet and smelled like Lemon Drops and she wiggled her way onto his aching penis, locking her legs around his back. “You suck,” Finn moaned half-heartedly enjoying the waves of pleasure trickling up towards his brain.
Rachel just giggled into his shoulder before placing sloppy kisses to his neck. She was devious, and mean-spirited, and absofuckinglutely hot. The position sucked though, he couldn’t thrust up but Rachel’s boobs were rubbing against his chest and he need-
“Hold onto my ass.”
“What?”
“Hold on. To my. Ass. “ She smiled through her teeth before she shifter her hips- and dear lord his legs were going to buckle. Her arms wound around his neck and her thighs moved to his hips as she slid up and down his shaft.
He could hardly keep his eyes opened, Rachel’s boobs swimming into his vision and damnit all the blood was flowing south instead of his brain where he desperately needed it. He clenched his fingers, digging into the soft flesh of her behind. The look on her face was playful, and she obviously enjoyed torturing. Their pelvises met and she would wiggle her way down and back up again. Mailman. Mailman.
She continued torturing him but on her way back d-dd-down she stopped suddenly, her eyes going wide. “Ooh, yes.” Rachel moaned her fingers digging into her shoulders as she bit her lip to keep quiet
“Fuck yes.” Finn groaned and then he was hips were jerking and he had no control of his own body. He had Rachel against the shower stall and gravity wasn’t even working right. Because there was no way they were both vertical while his hips were jerking like that. Finn was pounding into her soft wet goodness, he could hear her smack agains tile. It was an out of body experience and it felt so good with the water hitting his back and he must have blacked out because Rachel was all smiley and happy and crawling off him. Her legs trembled as she walked, and he reached out to steady her as she reached between her legs and removed a condom. Smart Girlfriend. Pretty.
He couldn’t form any words, but he brought her close and peppered kisses over her face. “I fucking love you.”
“I know.” She smiled, leaning her weight against him. Her voice caught a little bit near the end, but she stepped back underneath the spray and motioned for him to wash her back. His poor penis twitched, but he washed his girlfriends back and let her use her froofy soap across his chest.
She looked down between his legs and he blushed. “Sorry.”
He must have blacked out again, because there was no way Rachel would take some soap and jerk him off in the shower. Little hands-nice grip- shivering Finn kissed her forehead wondering if he could convince Rachel to take a nap with him-
She did that ESP thing she did and frowned up at him. “Now we have a date and you are not getting out of seeing Les Miz!”
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