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bernie_laraemie

Conservapedia Has A Fixation...

Sep 23, 2007 18:27

And it's not what you think!

If you don't know, Conservapedia is the Wikipedia for people who think Wikipedia is overrun with the liberal media. Homosexuality is a sin, no really, it is type stuff.

But their Harry Potter Summaries are the win.

( Cut for length )

ranty rant

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soda_and_capes September 23 2007, 22:44:38 UTC

*Snicker* This made my day even more awesome. WTF? Why do they care about him so much?

bernie_laraemie September 23 2007, 22:47:34 UTC

It made my day brighter too :) On the Daily Show the awesome John Oliver (the British one) was talking to a kid at the release of DH and asking which character should be elected president. The kid said Hermione, because she's smart. John Oliver said Snape--because he'd get shit done. the kid says, "I don't think the American people want to elect a liar, because either way Snape is a liar." And John Oliver says, "Oh, I think they've proven that they do."

Strangely...the job of president would suit him.

luindilwen September 23 2007, 23:34:19 UTC

That icon FTW.

soda_and_capes September 23 2007, 23:35:51 UTC

Ditto! :D

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omnipresentdmat September 23 2007, 22:52:27 UTC

DUMBLEDORE!

...aaaand THAT'S all I have to say on the matter.

bernie_laraemie September 23 2007, 23:11:58 UTC

Ron WEASley! Ron WEASley!

omnipresentdmat September 23 2007, 23:13:48 UTC

HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER I'M HARRY POTTER

bernie_laraemie September 23 2007, 23:17:18 UTC

Singin' a song...all the day long at HOGWARTS! (...and off key...)

luindilwen September 23 2007, 23:37:41 UTC

Severus Snape is the best. lol who iz this harry potter fellow?

bernie_laraemie September 23 2007, 23:44:17 UTC

For the first year I was into Harry Potter I though it *was* about Snape. I hadn't read any of the books, and my friends were a veritable Potter discussion group. All I heard was "Snape blah blah Snape/Lucius, so hot, blah, Snape pwns all, blah blah" and the first time I saw the movie I, no word of a lie, said, "Who's the kid in the glasses?"

Friends died laughing, of course. Then I started reading the books.

luindilwen September 24 2007, 00:08:36 UTC

Haha. That's so brilliant.

bernie_laraemie September 24 2007, 00:10:37 UTC

It's not my fault! All they did was yap about Snape. Blame them.

betterifbruised September 24 2007, 00:01:53 UTC

Ron: I've found the source of the ticking. It's a pipe bomb!

Crowd: YAYYY-

Voldemort: *evil laugh* Voldemort, Voldemort, ooh Voldy Voldy Voldy Voldemort! *spirit fingers*

bernie_laraemie September 24 2007, 00:06:02 UTC

NAKED TIME

betterifbruised September 24 2007, 02:00:02 UTC

I actually performed that episode at camp this year. I was Voldemort. The girls I did it with couldn't keep time worth crap. :)

MORE NAKED TIME bernie_laraemie September 24 2007, 02:07:26 UTC

Yeah. As an actor/performer into roleplay and cosplay with people who think it's a joke...I can COMPLETELY sympathise.

(I would love do to stuff as Voldemort. I have a small nose that I can make much smaller! Whee!)