Comments | beregond: hi.

beregond

hi.

Aug 11, 2002 00:59

I've decided to acknowledge my affection for my son. There's nothing like a bitchass elf wife disappearing without a trace for a second time to put some perspective in you ( Read more... )

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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faramir August 11 2002, 01:10:39 UTC

I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD YOU'RE ALIVE YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU HAVEN'T HAD THE UH PLEASURE CAN I COME VISIT YOU IN THE SUBMARINE I MISSED YOU SO MUCH I HATE THAT WHORE

Re: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beregond August 11 2002, 01:15:28 UTC

I WAS DEAD I RIPPED MYSELF OUT OF THE VOID SHE SEEMED TO HAVE STAYED BEHIND MY SON MISSES HIS MOTHER I MISS HAVING SOMEONE TO COPULATE WITH AND YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND AND I THINK YOU MIGHT BE DISEASED I AM GOING TO CHECK YOU IN FOR A DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT TOMORROW YES PLEASE DO COME VISIT I KNOW YOU DO BUT I HATE YOUR WHORE OF A WIFE TOO

Re: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! faramir August 11 2002, 01:19:05 UTC

WOW I HOPE IT DIDN'T HURT I CAN IMAGINE AWW I THINK I MIGHT BE DISEASED TOO AT LEAST I'M NOT PREGNANT ahahah YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS GONE SOMEWHERE. I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE.

Re: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! beregond August 11 2002, 01:23:00 UTC

IT FELT LIKE A MOSQUITO BITE AT THE MOST IT HURT MORE BLOWING MYSELF INTO THE VOID THOUGH GOOD LORD CONTROL YOUR LIBIDO MAN IT IS SCARY AHAHAH DON'T EVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THAT OUTLOUD EVER AGAIN YAY!!!!!! GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE I SAY

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bergil August 11 2002, 07:00:35 UTC

YES! Now the world knows the truth!

Although you will probably deny all of it at a later date, I will now cherish what moments of affection I have been given.

Re: beregond August 11 2002, 19:04:13 UTC

YES! As if they were holding their breaths for the truth anyway. Hum.

bergil August 11 2002, 20:52:20 UTC

Still makes me feel better.

beregond August 11 2002, 21:06:07 UTC

Awww. So cute.

*fatherly hug*