[(Accidental) Voice]

[berceusedefou]

--s absolute insanity. Why did it have to be the shoes? Of all things, of course it's the shoes. Anything else, but they choose the shoes for gods' sake!

Not that their sake means anything, here! Idiots!

[Alfred scoffs and there's a loud THUD; the sound of his fist hitting a wall

Comments

voice ;

[berceusedefou]

The tree?

You're kidding, right?

voice ;

[berceusedefou]

[He groans and whines rather loudly]

This is absurd. I can't believe this.

Who did it? Do you know?

[myownmemory]

They could've taken pants.

[berceusedefou]

I don't quite think you understand how much these shoes are worth, pleb.

[myownmemory]

They're just shoes, geez.

And what's a pleb, anyway? My name is Riqis.

[berceusedefou]

They're designer, you miserable lout!

A commoner, Riqis., which is what you are.

voice;

[championship]

What do your shoes look like, Mr. Alfred? I'm at the tree right now, so I can see if they're there!

voice;

[berceusedefou]

Black Louis Vuitton dress shoes. They should be the best looking of them all, I'm sure.

voice;

[championship]

Black, best-looking ones... Ah! I think I see them! They're kinda shiny, right?

voice;

[berceusedefou]

Yes, yes! They should be, at least!

[voice]

[pettandoll]

Sir, you are often very angry.

[voice]

[berceusedefou]

I often have things to be angry about.

[voice]

[pettandoll]

And you're definitely not a 'bright side' type of person.

[voice]

[berceusedefou]

I have no reason to be.