( the many faces of SAR(s)AH. )

( I'm HPimp. )

I'd like to make the children with:

Mindy
Sam
Katie
Danny
Ben
Zach
Scotty
Doris
Steph
Haley
Ben Wong
Nickel
Geoff Ob.
Johnny
Meleah
John
SHANNON
Amber
Jose
Timmons
Allen (if Sophia can join)
Tasha
Tyrney
Stori
Dionne
Jonny Greenwood
Thom Yorke
Matt Bells
annnnnd
Robby.

The end.

I'm "silly".
( Proof: )

Scorage to the max.
My cell phone charger has magically recuperated.
Number: (253) 222-3234
No long distance charges for calling it, yo.

My cell phone is temporarily out of order; the charger has lost all will to live, and I will not be able to purchase a replacement until my father settles out of his childish silent-treatment vent.

I don't know the number here (it's stored on my cell).
You wouldn't/shouldn't want to call anyway; long-distance charges are a bitch.

( beware: subject appears to have an extreme case of myspace )

( Corcoran Schedule for next week = D: )

If you're ever left alone, stranded in the wilderness, with nothing to sustain you save Vegemite: die, just die.
Vegemite is by far the most foul substance bottled and packaged by man.
What the hell is wrong with the Australians?
WHAT. THE. HELL.

P.S. Go see "Crash", ASAP.

( Hilary Duff (me?) eating a sandwich. )