a) I belong to a sex site, and have done since 2004. Im considering meeting a married man for sex. b) You're utterly fabulous and I love you loads. c) Errrr. I don't really have anything bad. d) Dear X (who isn't you), if it really is meant to be between you and I, then I am confident we're free to go our seperate ways for now, and that in the end, we'll find each other. e)What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? f) I think it's blimming obvious, frankly.
a. I think I'm gay... b. you didn't put me off men honest. c. you have a huge forehead. d. i can't get you out of my head... e. Don't Be So Scared, It's Harder for me. f. non.
a. I talk to myself. b. You are articulate. c. You're shit in bed d. I love you twice as much as yesterday but only half as much as I will tomorrow. (Yes it's cliched, and no it's not for you!) e. The more intense the sense of ignorance, the more intense is the pain. f. You know me
a. I wanted to be a Galaxy Ranger when I was little b. I enjoy talking to you c. You make a crap bacon butty d. Jump my bones dammit! e. Finds a conveniant streetlight, steps out of the shade & says "You & Me babe, how 'bout it?" f. Red Heaven
a. I don't have any secrets :( Not that I can think of atm anyway. b. Is this for you or me here? You give the most amazing cuddle that takes me far away and makes it all disappear. c. Monobrow (lolz) d. I love you so much but if morning pr0n gets interrupted with Klingons shouting "THE ENTERPRISE IS UNDER ATTACK! GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!" then I don't know what I'll do. e. Pink tractor beam into your incision Head spinning is free, it's dervish's wheel I came here expecting next to nothing So thank you for being that kind of girl f. Y'always guess who I am. If I ever get to stop my life to see you though. Me ftl as always..
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b) You're utterly fabulous and I love you loads.
c) Errrr. I don't really have anything bad.
d) Dear X (who isn't you), if it really is meant to be between you and I, then I am confident we're free to go our seperate ways for now, and that in the end, we'll find each other.
e)What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster?
f) I think it's blimming obvious, frankly.
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b. you didn't put me off men honest.
c. you have a huge forehead.
d. i can't get you out of my head...
e. Don't Be So Scared, It's Harder for me.
f. non.
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b. You are articulate.
c. You're shit in bed
d. I love you twice as much as yesterday but only half as much as I will tomorrow. (Yes it's cliched, and no it's not for you!)
e. The more intense the sense of ignorance, the more intense is the pain.
f. You know me
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b. I enjoy talking to you
c. You make a crap bacon butty
d. Jump my bones dammit!
e. Finds a conveniant streetlight, steps out of the shade & says "You & Me babe, how 'bout it?"
f. Red Heaven
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a. I don't have any secrets :( Not that I can think of atm anyway.
b. Is this for you or me here? You give the most amazing cuddle that takes me far away and makes it all disappear.
c. Monobrow (lolz)
d. I love you so much but if morning pr0n gets interrupted with Klingons shouting "THE ENTERPRISE IS UNDER ATTACK! GET UP AND DO SOMETHING!!" then I don't know what I'll do.
e.
Pink tractor beam into your incision
Head spinning is free, it's dervish's wheel
I came here expecting next to nothing
So thank you for being that kind of girl
f. Y'always guess who I am. If I ever get to stop my life to see you though. Me ftl as always..
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