Snow: 1, Ben: 0.

[benefitz]

Ok, snow. You win. I concede. You totally got me this time. But can I go out and play now please? I want to go see my friends. I want to leave the house. Today is the eighth day I've been trapped at home. Supposedly the world was created 7 days, yes? Aren't you being a little greedy here? Maybe you're trying to tell me that I should just

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[the_drifter]

I think you need to call for an air-lift. Yellow Cab has a few copters, right?

[benefitz]

Dude, that would be amazing. I love the idea of a helicopter painted like a taxi.

[ennazusmiranda]

This sounds like the sort-of joking that I do with C. sometimes. I love fantasy solutions to real life problems. Sometimes it's the best way to laugh and imagine that there is an easy solution to a complex problem. :)

[misshepeshu]

Dear King Dorkle of Dorklepantsia,

Don't let the snow hold you down. You know what the snow is? It's The Man. And you know what? Fuck the Man.

...yes, this was all an elaborate ruse for me to tel you to go out and stick your penis in some snow. Sodomize the snow. FUCK IT UP ITS TINY BUNGHOLE.

OK. Am officially a bit loopy. Woooooooooooo.

Love,

King Haakon

[benefitz]

Dude. If there were any lines relating to good taste that either of us observed, you would have just crossed them. But luckliy, no such problem! I'll go sodomize that snow and think of you. Hooray!

[misshepeshu]

Baby, I hope you think of me any time you sodomize anything. Just like I think of your mom.

UNH.

[zizz]

candy, i wish we could spend more time together. you are HIGHLARIOUS

[anonymous]

We're having the same problem up here in Seattle, but fortunately many of my friends have purposefully moved within a half-mile radius. It makes staying connected in the snow alot easier.

[jonsonite]

Huh. That was me.

[benefitz]

That sounds like a good plan.