In order to avoid those tricky social situations, I recommend the following text from
'http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~stephenbalchin/cats.html'...

( Cats and What They Look Like... )

Oi. Where's malchus got to?

Got locked out last night. All night. Got some good roaming and scrabbling with neighbours in.

Eventually, though, it got very cold, and I missed my heater. But my politely phrased yowls to be let in were ignored.

This wouldn't have happened if malchus were here.

Mmmm... heater.

So. I was sitting on top of malchus's computer this morning, enjoying the pleasant vibrating warmth. vaingloriesque kept lifting my tail from where I was quite comfortably waving it in front of the monitor. No, no, I liked it there. That's why I put it there. I mean, honestly. Humans.

Mew. *incidental grooming*

Tried curling up on vaingloriesque's lap. She kept pushing me ( Read more... )