remember me saying I wasn't a writer ?

Apr 20, 2006 17:24

You may remember, it was only a week ago or so. But look at this meme !

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benebu April 22 2006, 16:48:35 UTC
Fandom : Harry Potter
Characters : Lucius Malefoy, Humphrey Goyle.
Nb words : exactly 100.

People Skills

Suddenly, he saw it : a candy cane, with its hypnotizing red and white spiralling stripes. Lucius approached Humphrey Goyle.

"Do you want to be friend with me ?" he asked.

Goyle couldn't believe that Lucius would talk to him in front of people.

"Sure."

"Friends share things. Give me your candy."

Dumbfounded, Goyle did so.

"Only, people will envy you if they see us together. I don't want you to be in trouble. I'll go and eat it on the other side of the room."

His father proudly watched the scene. At 7, his offspring already had great people skills.

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not what you were expecting ? Well, that's the point of a drabble, isn't it? To surprise you, I mean. Oh, and criticism is welcome, but please be gentle, this is my first ever drabble in English.

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shiv5468 April 22 2006, 16:51:18 UTC
Bwahahahahahah

Splendid. You've caught the essence of Lucius perfectly.

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benebu April 22 2006, 16:55:01 UTC
*faints*

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shiv5468 April 22 2006, 17:05:24 UTC
Mr Malfoy approves as well.

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benebu April 22 2006, 17:45:27 UTC
well, he got away with the candy, so he may be biased...

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shiv5468 April 22 2006, 17:49:41 UTC
Mr Malfoy makes a special point of being biased.

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benebu April 22 2006, 17:53:28 UTC
Well, if he is biased in my favor, who am I to complain ?

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