'I like your clever boy disguises, your shady little grins'

[bendtothesun]

Name any character I know and I'll tell you three reasons why s/he sucks. I kinda like this meme more than the 'why does this character rock etc.' ones. It's kinda forcing someone to admit that their fav. characters have flaws. Although, if you get one you hate then it's just plain fun. XD

Comments

[barkinmad]

Hehehe.

Lionel Luther from SV
Dori from Finding Nemo
Peter from Heroes

[bendtothesun]

EEP! Lionel? Not the Magnificent Bastard himself! *sighs* okay I kinda deserved that.

Lionel-
1) He's really a bad, bad parent. I mean I may love the man but god, really, it's not wonder Lex is as messed up as he is. And the thing is he had such potential to be a good one, I mean look at the birthday scene in Memoria. He's so good with him, he makes it better and then... Oh boys.

2) That short 'growing hair back after prison' do he has going on in season four doesn't do him justice at all. Poor man, I know it has to happen to get the glorious mane back but yuck

[barkinmad]

Oh, that was hilarious. Thank you so much!

I mean really, on top of having short term memory problems she's also got a problem with common sense. Which one would hope would be in the long term memory.

I didn't even realize that. I chalked up all her crazy to having a short term memory. Maybe she doesn't remember that sharks eat little fishies? And she's just damn lucky!

1) He did not instantly fulfill my fantasies by snogging Christoper Ecclestion.

But really, are you going to walk up to someone in the street and just kiss them outright? Oh wait..that would happen with Jared, Jensen, Milo, Eccelston, Gyllenhaal and MANY others...scratch that comment.

3) Oh yes, lets go kiss the drug addicts girlfriend. Because that's going to end well.

So much WORD. Who'd want to kiss her plank-of-wood face anyway?

[bendtothesun]

Heh, sorry it took me so long. I'm glad you enjoyed it. I actually had a lot of fun coming up with the reasons. And I *know* I didn't think of it either until I was trying to come up with reasons to hate/dis-like Dori. I think we just like to blame the crazy on one thing faaar to much.

[bendtothesun]

*snuggles back* Oh dear lord, I'm going to post about this later because obviously y'all can't get enough of my health troubles. *snort* Yeah anyway it boils down to me not being able to go back to work for a few more days at least. :(

I think I'll just take up teh emo and wail about how my life sucks for a bit and then go watch Edmund snark at people.

[platinumvampyr]

Oh, I'll give you two, just for my own amusement. ^_^

Wilson and.... our dear dear friend Elizabeth Swann, just for fun.

[bendtothesun]

Oh you evil little bitch. Wilson? What I hate about myself? You are so in trouble.

Wilson-

1) Cheating. Wilson I love you dearly but learn to keep it in your pants.

2) Stop being such a Putz about things my dear. I know you're substituting for House's... well everything nice but you're allowed to have a backbone as well.

3) Also, stop treating House like he's a child. Even if he is. Or at least, if you're gonna do it do it properly. Ignore him until he caves. *smirk*

Elizabeth-
*ahem*
1) Mary Sue

2) Mary Sue

3) Mary Sue