A new Things I Ca-no, that no longer applies.

[benchilada]

Originally published at benchiladaland. You can comment here or there.

Are you wondering what all of this ‘benjamin being attacked by letters’ was all about?

I doubt it, but if you look below you’ll find that the last page pulls a Clarissa and explains it all:

Comments

[iamangelachase]

TOOK YOU LONG ENOUGH.

I mean, congrats on the new title.

So, who what do I screw?

[benchilada]

I suppose that depends.

What are you in the market for?