Fuckbrain Comix: The Toilet Plume and You

[benchilada]

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[benchilada]

I...thank you?

[scullies]

This is life-ruining information. :|

[benchilada]

The moral of the story is basically to flush with the lid up and wash your hands without touching the handles. Or the door. Or anything ever again.

I'll be posting a Fuckbrain Comix from years ago tomorrow addressing "using the restroom" procedures....

[tortuga_chilena]

A while ago, I decided to accept that life was both literally and figuratively covered in a fine patina of shit.

[benchilada]

It could be worse.

...

Okay, I'm not sure it could be.

[iamangelachase]

First off, OMG, did you do the drawing of Professor Gerba? If you say yes, that will trump all of your poop information. ALL. Because it's really good.

Second...no, I found the rest of this to be too disturbing (and you have citations! My word! It's horrible and beautiful at the same time), so I just keep staring at Prof. Gerba.

You'll find me rocking in the corner over there.

[benchilada]

I totally drew him, and with only one sketch beforehand! I'm usually TERRIBLE at drawing the faces of actual human beings, but somehow I pulled this one off. :)

Just scroll down to the bibliography and watch the trailer for Werewolf Cemetary; all will be well.