WERE YOU NOT LISTENING?

[benchilada]

ASSMONKEYS!

I told you to go visit neodymium155's funranium's journal.

Do so, and report back.

Or I'll put my finger in bad places.

benjamin

Comments

[auroracita]

I am reporting that he is now required daily reading. I had a pretty craptastic day. Reading him just made me laugh enough to bring my day from a D+ to a B. That's pretty damn awesome. :)

[benchilada]

Isn't he made of the caustic funny? I spent a while rummaging through his back entries...haven't gotten to all of them.

Yet.

I am amused

[xanthvamp]

Do they have to buff themselves?

*giggle*

Re: I am amused

[benchilada]

He cracks my ass up...and it's already got the one.

He's all...I'll make them think I'm only talking about science...and then I'll sneak in a story about glassing somebody with a half-empty bottle of tequila.

And then he'll finish the blood-diluted booze.

Re: I am amused

[neodymium155]

Please, scotch, my good man. Tequila is punishment booze for delaminating the protective coating of others' brains. It is as a mule kicking you in the liver with horseshoes that have those Secret Squirrel switchblades in them.

Mind you, blood spiked tequila...it is sufficiently salty...sangrerita? JC Palm Lick? The Other Sacrament? Dracula & Agave?

The possibilities are endless.