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benchilada

WHY WOULD I DO THIS TO MYSELF?

Apr 30, 2010 09:44

I'm behind on some of my old LJ features, so I'm gonna do some catch-up this weekend, get a few days ahead. Also gotta do some stuff with my actual fucking website.

Also...I was at Wal-Mart--SHUT UP I HAD NO CHOICE--and saw this DVD collection for five bucks.

How could I not?

And how could I not be so fucking stupid as to try to watch one a night for ( Read more... )

dvd, horror, movies, why am i doing this to myself?, stupid, films

Comments 43

Jealous me is jealous schmidtybooger April 30 2010, 14:50:47 UTC

These look so awesome. Love love love!

Have you ever seen Motel Hell? It's so craptacular.

Re: Jealous me is jealous benchilada April 30 2010, 14:59:28 UTC

Oh man, I think I saw that in elementary school--I was a weird kid, as I'm sure you've guessed--and now I want to watch it again. I watched PUMPKINHEAD a few months ago for the first time in years and forgot how much of an enjoyable cheap horror flick it was. Then again, Lance Henriksen, like Willem DaFoe, adds an automatic 10 points to any movie's score.

Yeah, I need to see Motel Hell again.

BUT FIRST I HAVE TO MURDER ALL OF MY BRAIN CELLS WITH THESE FUCKING THINGS.

Re: Jealous me is jealous fornikate April 30 2010, 17:30:06 UTC

MOTEL HELL RULES

IT TAKES ALL KINDS OF CRITTERS TO MAKE FARMER VINCENT'S FRITTERS

Re: Jealous me is jealous benchilada April 30 2010, 19:41:35 UTC

Oh god I forgot that. AWESOMES.

fairyarmadillo April 30 2010, 15:08:02 UTC

I don't know how to say this... I love you extra muches now. Bad movies make me feel warm inside.

benchilada April 30 2010, 15:27:13 UTC

I also have this one:

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fairyarmadillo April 30 2010, 15:41:13 UTC

Dammit, I wanted to find a clip of the bit in Tron saying 'yes yes yes' but I can only find the whole scene and there's no 'no' when it comes to watching movies with you. So just play it in your head, okay?

SAD PANDA FACE benchilada April 30 2010, 15:42:27 UTC

evil_egg April 30 2010, 15:09:54 UTC

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find.
(La la la!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind.
(La la la!)

For vowing to take on this laser-readable turd, Ben, I salute you. *removes hat while sombre bugle tune plays*

benchilada April 30 2010, 15:27:35 UTC

Bury with my boots on.

fairyarmadillo April 30 2010, 15:42:52 UTC

You don't know if they're turds! I have such a soft spot for the misunderstood movie. I think my brain is miswired somehow. Transformers 2 can go screw but Robot Monster I find charming...

evil_egg April 30 2010, 16:04:59 UTC

They're bundled togehter on a DVD he likely scavenged from a bargain bin for the price of a cheeseburger. The outlook is not promising. There may be gems in there, but the slag encrusting them...

draggonlaady April 30 2010, 15:53:02 UTC

If you've heard of 3 of them, you're 3 ahead of me.

benchilada April 30 2010, 15:54:11 UTC

:)

One I only know because of it's alternate title, THEY SAVED HITLER'S BRAIN!

evil_egg April 30 2010, 16:05:33 UTC

FOR A RAINY DAY!

draggonlaady April 30 2010, 16:18:56 UTC

Oh! Yeah, that one I've heard of, at least.

bougieman April 30 2010, 16:54:05 UTC

TRIP WITH THE TEACHER is so fucking good! You're gonna love it!

benchilada April 30 2010, 19:38:59 UTC

Dude, I cannot fucking wait.

Just like I cannot wait to bust open my Demons and Devils ten-pack and watch Peopletoys, aka The Devil Times Five.