Comments | benchilada: OOK-OOK, EEK-EEK, MOTHERBITCHES.

benchilada

OOK-OOK, EEK-EEK, MOTHERBITCHES.

Mar 09, 2010 10:17

Haven't done it in a year-and-a-half, so...

MONKEY ROLL CALL!

There are a shitload of you and I don't know all of you, nor will I ever be able to. Still, I like to have photo reference. I even have a folder on Bettie (my laptop) with photos from the previous times I've done this, with filenames like "smileybead from LJ." Don't think of it as a ( Read more... )

all of you, stalker, photos, obsessions, you are my monkeys, 9000 gallons of pigs' blood, audience participation, monkeys, who fucking loves you?, you, you cannot kill me, monkey king, creepy, internet, who

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iamangelachase March 9 2010, 16:20:08 UTC

Ben, my camera sucks. You couldn't wait until I could afford a new one?

benchilada March 9 2010, 16:21:26 UTC

Do you have somebody nearby with a cameraphone? Have them take one and send it to your e-mail, where you'll download it and upload it.

THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!!!

iamangelachase March 9 2010, 16:24:54 UTC

The only someone nearby is my bird. He could poop on me, but alas, he has no thumbs and therefore no picture-taking ability, or camera phone for that matter. Besides, my camera involves rubber bands. Not even duct tape--RUBBER BANDS. Otherwise you'd see my new glasses and vintage '80s sweater.

benchilada March 9 2010, 16:27:30 UTC

USE IT ANYWAY! HAVE THE BIRD HOLD IT!

QUIT MAKING EXCUSES!!!

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benchilada March 9 2010, 16:29:05 UTC

Hey, at least this year you PRETENDED to put up a photo. :D

"You got me?"

smileybead March 9 2010, 16:30:52 UTC

http://www.flickr.com/photos/14734475@N05/4420340832/?rotated=1&cb=1268152069725

This is me after a night of not restful sleep and mind racingness...see i am making up words.

A brief bio...still searching for that one. The facts...37, married, bisexual, crafty, ecclectic. I collect pac-man stuff. I have a degree I don't use but am pondering getting another one. I am both stronger and weaker than I thought I ever was.

benchilada March 9 2010, 19:21:59 UTC

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smileybead March 9 2010, 19:30:19 UTC

I have a degree in psychology. Not sure what other one I want at this point...but I feel like I need to do something. 2010 the year of change...whether it be good or bad. :)

vesleskjor March 9 2010, 16:32:18 UTC

...I had to use this frame, because it's epic.

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benchilada March 9 2010, 19:23:12 UTC

That frame is, indeed, rather epic. Almost startlingly so.

Next time, though, I expect a ph...wait, those are rainbows around your breasts. For the record.

Also, write something in Norwegian for me.

vesleskjor March 9 2010, 19:35:38 UTC

Hah, I didn't notice that before. Lulz.

Faensjævlahelvetteskukhorerævhølfittedrittballe :D It's a long string of swearing. But for a real, possibly useful phrase? Hmm...Jeg snakke litt Norsk! "I speak a little Norwegian." Very exciting, I know.

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atalantapendrag March 9 2010, 16:58:56 UTC

I am cameraless (hey, my cellphone is a $10 model, I'm lucky it's not a rotary model) so you'll have to settle for my most recent pics.

First, for context:

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benchilada March 9 2010, 19:33:10 UTC

Darling, I consider that a brief bio and a hilarious anecdote. Well done.

Also, you only risk kuru if it's a human brain. :)

God I want to try brain so bad.

Girlfriend moving? You moving? Do fu fail? USPS fail?

NOOOOOOOO!!!

I suggest eating more brains.

atalantapendrag March 9 2010, 22:52:53 UTC

And now I'm having apartment-complex-claiming-I-didn't-pay-the-rent fail.

I'm gonna need a lot of brains.