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benchilada

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Sep 04, 2009 12:33

>>> Rid yourself of Jews with alcohol and coarse salt

>>> Who's going to buy one for me my neighbors' dog?

>>> Don't fuck with the Finnish.

>>> How to sell a shitty house.

>>> Put that baby's heart back where it belongs, young man!

( IN CONCLUSION: BLESS YOU INTERNET, FUCK YOU INTERNET. NSFW )

random, babies, sex, godzilla, house broken, dogs, war

Comments 33

boomstick September 4 2009, 17:58:56 UTC

WHAT WHY NO

benchilada September 4 2009, 18:00:45 UTC

It's truly one of those "I'm glad you exist, internet, or I never would have seen this. That having been said, I hate you for existing, internet," moments.

blackcat2086 September 4 2009, 18:08:35 UTC

You didn't get that from one of the sites I sent you, did you...?

benchilada September 4 2009, 20:46:09 UTC

Surprisingly, no.

Even though those sites were awesometerrible.

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blackcat2086 September 4 2009, 18:08:05 UTC

LOLed at the Jew one. That NetBase thing really sounds like crap, especially if it's drawing from Wikipedia. It should really get more reliable sources. =/ Fix it before taking it out into the open!

D8
I have a....dog... >_>

That house still looks better than what our apartment looked like when we first moved in (see Facebook photo album if you want proof). Even still. Live in the shed, use the house as a garage and laundromat.

blackcat2086 September 4 2009, 18:09:48 UTC

Also, I'll never understand the birthing/egg fetish. Childbirth is fucking painful and gross. I doubt there has been ANY women ANYWHERE that has screamed for more while popping one out.

tragiverse September 4 2009, 20:19:01 UTC

uh.. cough

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxB9mnKYr4M

blackcat2086 September 4 2009, 21:00:20 UTC

I stand corrected? Supposedly?

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pandoras_closet September 4 2009, 18:15:23 UTC

I don't think photobucket would let that stay up or else I would post it to my LJ just to hear the screams of my flist.

benchilada September 4 2009, 20:37:03 UTC

Hotlink directly to it! I put it on a free adult image-host site!

Then send me the URL of your post. :)

pandoras_closet September 4 2009, 20:41:50 UTC

Ah, well in that case . . .

*Clickity click click type click*

http://pandoras-closet.livejournal.com/1178354.html

I should probably have put it behind a cut. Ah well

jvowles September 4 2009, 18:27:41 UTC

I find myself wondering what the egg is actually saying...

benchilada September 4 2009, 20:45:46 UTC

Japan! Translate for us!

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benchilada September 4 2009, 20:47:54 UTC

Oh FUCK YEAH.

"Mein Fuhrer? Switzerland...kinda asploded just now..."

wherever September 5 2009, 02:31:04 UTC

That so makes me wish I was Swiss. Well, I am in part. I just wish I lived there.