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[benchilada]

See, we couldn't remember when we actually started dating.

We know that we went to the late, lamented Co-Ed Theatre to see Brain Candy. Don't remember if we ate at the dorm or ate Chinese food at the place next to the Co-Ed.

We decided later that we'd arbitrarily declare that our first date had been on April 1st, so we celebrated it one year later

Comments

[sarahsam]

Sara is the most awesome-tastic, gorgeous woman ever. You are a lucky Ben. And she is a lucky Sara. :)

[benchilada]

Make sure YOU get a photo by the exit door, too. ;D

[sarahsam]

Ben, honey... I'm getting married in a meadow.

[benchilada]

Happy anniversary

[origamitiger]

That is a great photo. I have one (somewhere) of two people lacing me into my corset but not as funny as this.
My word she is a good looking woman, goes with the voice beautifully. How on earth did you catch such a fine woman?
I have an April first moment, that is when my husband proposed. Yep. On April the first, classy, no?

Re: Happy anniversary

[benchilada]

Ha! Sara probably would have believed me if I'd proposed on April 1st, since I never do pranks on the first. People expect them.

And yeah, isn't she beautiful?

:D

[lillbet]

Congrats :) Not many folks are lucky enough to find their perfect match the way you guys did.

May you have many more years of kick-arse-ed... ness. Or something :P

[benchilada]

Thanks, darling. We = lucky motherfuckers.

[ikichi]

Lovely wife Sara is cool beyond anything. Should I get matrimonied, I'm SO stealing her escape idea.

[benchilada]

She's mad crazy badass.

Her only mistake?

She didn't actually go through the door...

True Story

[nykki]

What the picture doesn't show is that there are five ninjas waiting just off camera, to disable the alarm so she can make a run for it. Nobody would have heard a sound, except maybe the ninjas as she went giggling off into the night. However, Sara (being the awesome-ness that she is) saw the ninjas (it's a gift) and sighed. If there's no alarm, how will she fuck with her dear Benjamin? That was the whole point. She tried shoo'ing the ninjas away, but they thought it was the hand-gesture for kill and ran off into the church, silently slaying all the guests who bought a gift worth under $50.00. It was a sad day for cheapskates. Fortunately, the sTone's only noticed the expensive gifts, as the ninjas then replaced all the cheap ones with the money found on the bodies they devoured (cuz how else do we never find the bodies from ninjas?) and thus it was a happy day. Yay!

Re: True Story

[benchilada]

TRUE STORY!

Except, until now, the secret has been kept that I had over a dozen kung-fu masters with preposterous beards ready to slay her ninjas and secure the church if she'd try to escape.

I'd have been a damn fool to let her get away.

Re: True Story

[nykki]

Kung-fu masters CAN'T TAKE NINJAS!!!! It's an even match.

Seriously, they fought it out in the parking lot after you guys left for the reception. Someone called someone else's mom something and it was ON. Finally, it was broken up by Steve Irwin (cuz who's gonna fuck with that guy?) and they went their separate ways. It was declared an even fight, with equal losses on both sides.

However, a ninja did catch Sara's bouquet (secretly, appearing as someone else) and thus won the title for the awesome-most ninja, and is now trying to grow a preposterous beard so it can infiltrate the kung-fu master's hidden temple of doomness and begin training to make a HYBRID-NINJA-KUNG-FU-MASTER!

Re: True Story

[benchilada]

TO: Nykki
RE: Ninjas beating kung-fu masters

You fucking wish.