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[benchilada]

I wrote this a while back for a local publication and thought it might be interesting here.
Feel free to ask any and all questions you may have. Remember, I have NO sense of shame or embarassment, so all questions are welcome

Comments

Mmmmmmm . . . Jonathan Lethem.

[thatboomerkid_1]

Good stuff. Thank you, Mr. sTone.

Re: Mmmmmmm . . . Jonathan Lethem.

[benchilada]

You're welcome, of course.

[zarfmouse]

Neat.

[grafunkel]

THAT sure made me feel like an idiot...

I just realised that I have already made some silly remarks about your Tourette's... they were about the swearing kind too... didn't mean them to be all too negative, more in a "nudge nudge, wink wink" manner, but still.

Feel free to call me a "fucking goddammit FUCKER FUCK!!!" anytime.

[benchilada]

Hey, I met one of my best friends in the world on Halloween, when he said that next year he was going as "Guy with Tourette's" and he'd just dress normally and swear nonstop.

I told him that was pretty damn funny, especially since I have Tourette's.

He felt guilty for about five years.
Personally, if I didn't laugh about my Tourette's, I think I'd go mad. Maddder. So, yeah, if I can laugh about it, you can too.

Cum junkie.

[grafunkel]

Hah!

[benchilada]

Now you've gotta go back and read all the responses to this entry.
Especially the cum junkie ones.

poultice is good

[cleanskies]

But for sheer sound and form, the word "turpentine" takes some beating. Delicate yet purposeful, light, almost spiral in form ... a world away from its banal meaning.

Re: poultice is good

[benchilada]

Yeah, that IS a good one...

[pensylvania_joe]

Two things. First, a list of some of my favorite words:
Tapioca, Razmataz, Raspberry, Elemental, Aloof, Contagion.

I don't know why... I just like saying them.

Second...I know about Tourrettes, I know about OCD (probably more than I should), and I know Bipolar ALL TOO well. But I've never even heard of Vitaligo. what is it, and what are the symptoms?

You fucking fucker. Cum junkie... I love that. the phrase, not the junkie.

Although, the image of two guys standing next to each other, shaking from withdrawl, is only made funnier by the thought that while one of them wants black tar herione... the other's just a cum junkie.

Transmission from Chuck Dawg

[pensylvania_joe]

As an aside to the "cum junkie" discussion...

If there were such a thing, cum would no doubt be outlawed. All cum would have to be disposed of by government employees. This might be as simple as having a locked bin full of used Trojans in front of every house.

Naturally, cum junkies would come up with nicknames for it. "Cock sap", "tapioca dream", and of course "pearl jam" would all be in common parlance in the cum addict community.

Cum would be villified in PSAs across the country, but glorified in movies. No doubt Tony Montana wouldn't be snorting coke at the end of Scarface, he'd be burying his face in man chowder.

Here endeth my treatise on the cum junkie phenomenon. Stay in school, kids!

Chuck Dawg

Re: Transmission from Chuck Dawg

[benchilada]

http://www.niams.nih.gov/hi/topics/vitiligo/vitiligo.htm

Vitiligo. I misspelled it. Whoops.
It's why part of my beard is turning white. Just a patch. And other parts of my body. And around my lips. Etc.