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[benchilada]

                It’s precisely for reasons like this that I hate going Christmas shopping. You’re doing something relatively innocuous, like trying to get all of the motion-activated barking dogs to go off at the same time by jumping in front of them, then some guy who smells like gin and mustard is talking to you about cheeseburgers and Jesus.

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[evil_egg]

You really are mad, aren't you?

And what do you mean, "a year of LiveJournal"?

[benchilada]

"You have received an anonymous gift of: Paid Account - 12 months."

Also, yes, I'm mad. But I've never denied it and I've never done any truly hard drugs.

[evil_egg]

Aaah, I see.

Also, sanity is highly overrated.

[froborr]

...And that, Your Honor, is how the trout got in my pants.

[benchilada]

Okay, yeah, that's perfect.

Thank you for writing what I apparently couldn't. :)

[froborr]

No prob. Of course, "And that's when [x], Your Honor," is a total cop-out punchline.

Also, the following exchange just occurred between my roommate and I:

Roomie: I don't know. Sometime's Benchilada's really funny. Other times, he's that kid who thinks "Lasers McGatlingpants" is funny.
Me: *cracks up hysterically*
Roomie: Right. Forgot who I was talking to.

[benchilada]

Tell your roommate to please cross-reference my icon.

Also, kiss him.

[johhnymayhem]

..that shit really happened? What the hell?

[benchilada]

Nope.
Fake.
Fiction.

I should put that in the tag-line.
Wait, that IS in the tag-line.

[johhnymayhem]

I was going to say.

I suppose the world's such a crazy place, I'm ready to believe something like that happening wouldn't be too farfetched.

[funranium]

If Fuckles the Professor had not decided to Fuck With My Holiday, I would be all over that. Alas, I need to use the reverse Polish retarded code to contemplate the criticality safety considerations of storing plutonium solutions in tall slab tanks.

Me = Not Pleased

[iamangelachase]

You do know that the reverse Polish retarded code is actually the same as non-reverse, right?
/unfunny Polish joke

Anyway, I feel like I should give you a hug, except I don't know you, and your icon has a scary-looking chainsaw in it. So, um, good luck.

[buboniclou]

That story can only end in one image: this icon.

[iamangelachase]

THE CHEESEBURGER IS MADE OF CAT?!?!? Whoa.

[buboniclou]

Um. :/