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[benchilada]

First of all, a hearty welcome to the...good lord, over forty new people who came here from my post over in

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Brilliant.

[tristan_crane]

As always, thank you for sharing.

Re: Brilliant.

[benchilada]

Doing what I can, through shitty art, to inform the world...

Re: Brilliant.

[tristan_crane]

Dogs are gross germ factories. I don't know why cats seem cleaner, but they just do.

Re: Brilliant.

[benchilada]

And when I try to figure it out, I just get more confused. I mean, for fuck's sake, cats LICK THEMSELVES ALL THE TIME. Every part of their body. With their tongue.

Yet I can still rub my face on Isis.

[presenttense80]

I came over from foodporn and I am glad I friended you :)

[benchilada]

Hooray! I am loved!

Oh, and welcome again. :)

[presenttense80]

I have some of my own fuckbrain! So I can partly understand. I understand your feelings about threes but really numbers divisible by five make me happier.

[benchilada]

Five's not bad.
No such thing as a bad prime number...

[benchilada]

Yeah, the smaller the dog, the more likely I'll be able to pat it without freaking.

Weird.

[wulfsbane]

I figured that Purell would be one of the most important things to anyone with OCD, but I have to ask...

... do you ever worry if there are germs on the bottle of Purell?

[benchilada]

Oh god.

Oh god I fucking hate you.

[wulfsbane]

I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I was just curious >:

[benchilada]

Nah, no worries. I think about it sometimes, but usually put down/away the anti-bacterial bottle before spreading it around.

[subtly_modded]

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one. For me, it hits when walking. If I walk over a big white stripe with the left food, I gotta walk over the same, or a similar, white stripe with the right foot. Makes coming to the end of crosswalks into this little softshoe shuffle. *grin*

[benchilada]

I do a similar thing, having to step three times in one square of sidewalk, two in the next, and one in the final, even if it means I have to leave the sidewalk on the third one.

My friends used to call it the Sidewalk Dance.

[subtly_modded]

"I will not search for other people's Sidewalk Dances on youtube."
"I will not search for other people's Sidewalk Dances on youtube."
"I will not search for other people's Sidewalk Dances on youtube."

[nykki]

I tend to walk in Knight (chess) moves when I'm really tired. It gets kind of ridiculous, really. I'll make a grid in my head if there isn't tiles to match up to. It can take me fifteen minutes to walk down a hallway!