I love the Lovely Wife Voice of Reason. And how you ignored her anyway. Now go drink your milk, and stop gaping at the fact that you are, in fact, home.
my favorite bit is when you say "if i ate a smaller piece i wouldnt be the man i am today" and your wife just says "uh huh" in the kind of tone that really means "uh huh... you think that if you want to honey"
also that woman on the packet is the creepiest thing i have seen all day, she looks like she would beat you to death simply for not sitting upright at the table.
any idea about mailing in food from onother country to the US? or is everything soft, hard, runny, rough, smooth, oily, or dry still considered a terrorist threat?
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I love the Lovely Wife Voice of Reason. And how you ignored her anyway. Now go drink your milk, and stop gaping at the fact that you are, in fact, home.
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But...
*SOB*
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my favorite bit is when you say "if i ate a smaller piece i wouldnt be the man i am today" and your wife just says "uh huh" in the kind of tone that really means "uh huh... you think that if you want to honey"
also that woman on the packet is the creepiest thing i have seen all day, she looks like she would beat you to death simply for not sitting upright at the table.
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She doesn't approve of being creepy.
Don't look out your window.
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712 S. Anderson
Urbana, IL
61801
USA
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crack that open with some ramen next time, b. ;)
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