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Oct 04, 2007 00:14

Tonight's Fuckbrain observation

My OCD compels me to, whenever I see toilet paper with the last sheet having been torn improperly--i.e. not along the dotted line--tear off the fragment to make it right, even if it means being freaked out for a second because I'm messing with toilet paper that somebody has touched in a public restroom.

Then I use my Read more... )

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funranium October 4 2007, 05:44:03 UTC
Have you decided to consume my drink I made so that you don't have to? It has vitamins and everything and needs the photodocumentation only you can bring.

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benchilada October 4 2007, 05:45:31 UTC
E-mail me the actual ingredients or I'll forget them faster than usual...

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xanthvamp October 4 2007, 05:58:32 UTC
LA Story is one of Dave's faves too.

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Pesticides in yer Hot Sauce! chiere October 4 2007, 06:06:19 UTC
Paraquat Hot?

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Re: Pesticides in yer Hot Sauce! benchilada October 4 2007, 17:19:15 UTC
DDTasty!

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ruinrat October 4 2007, 14:27:41 UTC
I am easily amused this early in the morning

And on the two tamarind products...

Reason: FILTHY
Section: 402(a)(3), 801(a)(3); ADULTERATION
Charge: The article appears to consist in whole or in part
of a filthy, putrid, or decomposed substance or be otherwise
unfit for food.

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assclouds October 4 2007, 16:18:08 UTC
FILTHY!

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benchilada October 4 2007, 18:14:07 UTC
That was my favorite, too.
Now I'm afraid to eat the tamarind spoons that I have at home...

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assclouds October 4 2007, 16:18:55 UTC
You really need to go to World Harvest and check out their hot sauce shelf. There are plenty of tasty==hot condiments for you to try.

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benchilada October 4 2007, 17:40:18 UTC
NEVER! I will special-order it from Mexico if necessary

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assclouds October 4 2007, 19:11:52 UTC
There is no One True Hot Sauce. I can let you try the Vicious Viper if you want...

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