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[benchilada]

This massive mural is on the wall of a Mexican restaurant here in Champaign-Urbana called La Bamba's.

For years, we've called it something like the "Holy Shit, That's Really Fucking Scary. I Think That's Culinary Sexual Assault" mural, but thanks to the internet, now four words can float magically in the sky and sum it up for us all.

Comments

[ikichi]

Stop trying to ruin burritos for me! T_T

[benchilada]

I didn't paint the thing.
I only applied The Impact Truth.

[iamangelachase]

Those things are burritos?!?

[benchilada]

"Burritos as big as your head" is their slogan...

[sarx_phagos]

Do you really mean

MexiCAN'T

*nerd attack*

~~Nick

[benchilada]

You wanna tell those scary-ass motherfuckers that they're Mexicants? Cause I don't want sour cream and pico de gallo fired up my asshole...

pollo con carne

[sarx_phagos]

Ok. I actually looked up "pico de gallo" at Wikipedia. No. I don't think anyone would want to have that "fired" up their asshole. Unless, pico de gallo is a euphemism for teh gay buttsecks. Err....is there something you would like to tell LJ? *chortle* ~~N

Re: pollo con carne

[benchilada]

Yeah, hence the NO PICO DE GALLO in my ass, thanks.

But what, do you want me to say that my first sexual experience was in Boy Scouts?

[misfitwes]

By burritos?

Also, I saw one of those orange construction/men at work/man feeding whale signs earlier and thought of you.

[benchilada]

YAY! Things remind you of me!

[livenud]

It's especially creepy if you enlarge (no pun intended) this section here:

[ikichi]

That's worse than the pair directly below? With BurritoMan pinning the guy down, already laying between his legs and wearing a menacing expression?

[iamangelachase]

Yes. Yes, it is worse, because the burrito in his pants is TOUCHING HIS WRIST. OMG.

I'm gonna go with beef in his burrito. And probably lots of sour cream.
(Oh, God, I went there, didn't I?)

[ikichi]

OH MY GOD! Why did I come back to look?! Why did I come back to look *for that*?!

My eyes can not unsee the horror they have seen! D:D:D:D:D:D:D:

[g0dz17la]

Holy creepjoles!

[benchilada]

WOULD YOU LIKE A HUG, LITTLE MAN?!