For a while there when I was contemplating asking Bob to move out I kept opening my Bible to read it each day, and instead of getting a positive lesson out of it, I'd read these passages about Israel's kings and their many wives and concubines, and think "There's a solution! Bob's such a great guy I really don't want to lose him. If I could have more than one husband, I wouldn't have to. The others would whoop on him if he hurt me!"
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The things we think of under duress.
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Note of interest: Did you know that Mormons make up over half the NRA?
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That's realy awesome.
You post the coolest shit. :)
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I love the polygamy bit...
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I'd just be a loser to use it now. Oh well.
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