Apropos of nothing...

[benchilada]

*sigh*

The next time I hear some guy speak negatively about sagging breasts, I'm going to remind him that someday he'll be kneeing his balls with every step. Oh, and how by that time HIS tits will be sagging, too.

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[froborr]

My tits are still perky, firm, and larger than my first college girlfriend's (El Psychobitch).

Apropos of that, I shall be testing out my new apartment's gym tonight.

[42dirtygirl]

I'm always nagging about my boobies. Then again they are 3D's (lol) and ah natural I want a lift SO bad. Marcos never has one thing negative to say about them he can't wait to see how big they get once I'm pregant.

Oy. Men.

[benchilada]

Hell, then send us photos while you can still fit them in the frame. ;D

Can of worms. Opened.

[42dirtygirl]

Re: Can of worms. Opened.

[benchilada]

*INSERT COMMENT HERE IN WHICH I PRETEND THAT I CAN STILL SPEAK COHERENTLY*

[man_size]

Whenever my balls itch all I need do is walk across the room and everything is hunky-dory.

[benchilada]

Yeah, and when I piss in a urinal I can tell when the water's cold.

[pookusmaximus]

Fortunately, my boobs are like party hats. I'm pretty sure they'll never have any significant sag.

[benchilada]

Party...hats...

That's a new fucking description.

And I love it.

Bless you, and bless your party hats.

[juniperesque]

OMG, I'm gonna get wrinkles, too.

[42dirtygirl]

I think it's safe to just shoot yourself now. Sigh. It's all over.