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Jul 19, 2007 13:48

For my PHOTOS OF MY LIFE series,
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vegetables, bananas, photos of my life, vodka, ice cubes, freezer, bacon, potatoes, gin, ice packs, ice bucket, coconut, el_corbinism

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funranium July 19 2007, 19:03:45 UTC

Show me your shoes, all of them, along with the OCD justification for your chosen method of display.

benchilada July 19 2007, 19:25:39 UTC

Fair enough...

pseudonymjones July 19 2007, 19:08:02 UTC

(In accordance with the Mitch Hedburg Bananas/Stoplights joke, I am required to ask) Where did you get those bananas at?

benchilada July 19 2007, 19:27:06 UTC

Ah, see, that's a Banana Helpful Hint.

First, if you refrigerate a banana, it quickly looks as though it's gone bad, but it hasn't. I mean, not unless it already had.

Also: bananas freeze well, particularly for later projects like banana slushies and smoothies, as well as banana bread, so we chuck any that are on the edge into the freezer.

pseudonymjones July 19 2007, 19:56:43 UTC

Oooh, thank you for the information. You ought to have your own homemaking show on HGTV or the Style network (opposite Niecy Nash)!

benchilada July 19 2007, 20:18:59 UTC

YOU WATCH CLEAN HOUSE! AH-HA-HA-Ha...ha...

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Shit, me too.

kali921 July 19 2007, 19:08:02 UTC

What...what is that slab of meat on the top shelf there?

*shudders*

benchilada July 19 2007, 19:28:24 UTC

That's an obscene amount of bacon that we have no idea what we're going to do with.

Sara's mother dropped that off when she and Sara's stepfather were on their way back from the lake. They didn't use it, and they didn't want it to go bad, and the freezer there was full.

So they gave it to us. It's something like two pounds. And there are two of us. What the fuck, right?

kali921 July 19 2007, 19:39:17 UTC

My Vegan Sense is tingling. You know, I'm a vegan but I handle fresh meat all the time (not THAT way, get your mind out the gutter, boy!) because I do a home cooked diet for my kitty under the advice of my vet, thus meat doesn't often weird me out, but something about that just looks....scary. Ugh.

Also, PARKING METER FOR THE WING. Trying to freeze time, huh?

benchilada July 19 2007, 20:19:49 UTC

After 8 years as a vegetarian I realized I'd never eaten human flesh sushi, so I went to a "When the moment outweighs the meat" style, then back to omnivore.

el_corbinism July 19 2007, 19:08:43 UTC

The meter maid must be pissed

benchilada July 19 2007, 19:54:49 UTC

Not anymore, she's not.

There's a reason I didn't snap the deep freeze...

el_corbinism July 19 2007, 20:59:46 UTC

So she likes hers with ice then?

destro_simpson July 19 2007, 19:21:52 UTC

Schnucks?

benchilada July 19 2007, 19:35:34 UTC

WHAT?!