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Jun 18, 2007 20:03

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j.t., tasty?, photos, i do these things, horrible?, sprockets, snacks, so you don't have to, party time

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svashtar June 19 2007, 02:36:00 UTC

I've always wondered who ate the snacks you find at Ranch 99. Thanks for clearing up the mystery. This also confirms my theory that asians can make candy out of anything, and frequently do.

benchilada June 19 2007, 02:39:41 UTC

Ranch 99, darling?

graymalkan June 19 2007, 02:43:19 UTC

Oh and those crabs are wrong...

svashtar June 19 2007, 02:43:37 UTC

Don't tell me you don't have one near you. Ranch 99 is a bastion for all things weird and asian. Last time I bought fish there, I knew it was fresh because it was still swimming around when I picked it out. The guy even asked if I wanted him to kill it for me. Uhm, yeah. Sure. So he pulled out an enormous wooden mallet and bopped it on the head a few times and wrapped it in butcher paper. The thing was still flopping around when he handed it to me.

Their candy and snack aisle is an exercize in bravery. Like the Library in Unseen University, there are parts of that aisle that may direct you to different dimensions in time and space, and there are a few packages that not only have odd odors, but some of them reach out and grab you as you walk by.

graymalkan June 19 2007, 02:42:02 UTC

ben when you can , or if you can...IM me tonight or tomorrow after 7pm
Have to ask you something....

benchilada June 19 2007, 15:16:55 UTC

I'll try tonight post-7pm, but I'm not sure if I'll be able to.

moxy att tmbg dott org otherwise...

... and she kisses you? ;) sarahsam June 19 2007, 02:49:52 UTC

Bring the sexy on back with that MSG red dye #40, baby!!!

Re: ... and she kisses you? ;) benchilada June 19 2007, 14:51:59 UTC

Is three red dyes more than you can handle?

...

I didn't think so. ;D

siliconneedle June 19 2007, 02:57:32 UTC

oh man, i've acctually tried those (clueless as if they were the same brand or whatever but...yea)!!! I was curious and got a bag. it was quite dreadful, mostly because it's pretty much just eating crab shells...yea...

benchilada June 19 2007, 14:55:20 UTC

Yeah, that confounded me a bit, too. I mean, there's not a lot of meat on a crab to begin with, and when you dry that up--making it smaller--but don't remove the shell?

Still, could have been worse. They could have still been alive...

nykki June 19 2007, 03:03:37 UTC

Oh dear god the salt! The salt!

No sTone, don't do it!!!

Damn man, you did it. Can I have Sara when you die of a severe stroke? It's like keeping her in the family?!

benchilada June 19 2007, 15:17:51 UTC

Sara will salt anything, so I'm not too worried. Besides, the serving size listed is THE ENTIRE BAG!